Slog tipper my mom just directed my attention to this prize of an AP tweet:

Funny, if you replaced “smoked crack” with “fucked your dad” and “a year ago” with “30” the mayor of Toronto could very well be re-telling the story of my conception.

HAHAHA, jk mom!

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