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Stop. Talking. About. This. Shiny. Object.
Amanda is so much prettier anyway. She should be Miss America.
I think this is a riot. Commonly known as “biting the well manicured hand that feeds you.” If it hadn’t been for the gays, Miss California USA would be nothing more then a flat chested brunette with an eating disorder.
SLOG and Dan tend to be all about what we are against and who we mock and who we ridicule and very little about what we are for.
“Fear less, hope more; hate less, embrace more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours”
Swedish Proverb
fake or not they are very nice
Quite the potential career in the Republican Party she’s got there. Thank gawd it’s dead.
Amanda LePore: “If you’re Miss USA, you are supposed to be smart”. Uh-huh.
And since when does the Miss USA pay for contestants’ breast implants? I think I’m going to come down on the Taliban’s side on this one: nuke Hollywood now.
YAWN…
Hey everybody, I’m Dan Savage and I am super gay!
his dumb blonde said that gays can do whatever they want but that she personally favors hetero marriage! OH NO!!! Now I’m going to post constantly about this non-issue.
Q: Dan, who are you, really?
DS: I’m gay! I’m really really gay!
Q: No, what I meant was who are you deep inside?
DS: I am gay! Look how gay I am! My whole being and reason for being is being gay!
Why would the Miss California pageant pay for her breast implants? So that she would have a better chance of winning Miss USA? That sounds insane.
You know Connie, I think I have a theory as to why you’re such a bitch.
You see Connie, you’re popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore.
So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you’re going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won’t want.
How’s that? Am I in the ballpark?
Connie? Who’s Connie? Who’s Meg? Handjobs? Burlap? What thread is this?
Having transsexual friends is ugly? What?
@11 – Family Guy reference
It is just SHOCKING that a beauty pageant contestant has fake boobs. I am just floored! I’m pretty sure those teeth aren’t real either. Or the hair color. But hey, Jesus wants us to turn ourselves into Barbie dolls and parade around in skimpy clothes so D. Trump and his ilk can pick out their future ex-wives. Stay true to your heart there, Miss CA. Your blank stare and complete inability to speak like you have an education higher than ninth grade will serve you well. You are gonna be an awesome trophy wife someday.
@14, I’m not shocked that a contestant has fake boobs, just that the pageant paid for them.
Miss California is the anti-boner.
Agreed, Greg.
check out the picture of the two sisters–the normal one looks so…normal. and pretty.
how did our standards of beauty get so fucked up that the orange-faced bimbo is the beauty queen?
I’m with 5.
For those Dan haters: the rub here is that she is being held up as noble & moral & wholesome, but she’s really just a skanky whore with fake, albeit nice, tits.
Jees, you gotta ‘splain everything to these dumbfucks.
Here’s the best blonde joke I have heard in awhile. I’m a natural blonde and I found it funny.
Q) Why did the blonde finally get a boob job?
A) Because when she stuffed, her boobs always came out square.
Miss California’s tits? Goddamn awesome. Unless you prefer dudes… then you’re on your own on that one.
Hey folks – get your Gods straight. Jesus is ‘God the Son’. It’s the big guy, ‘God the Father’, who made people.
@14,
Ninth grade? Are you kidding? Third grade, max.
so Dan what is it you you are implying with the “transtastic” link?
I should hope you mean to point out that Miss Cali is a hypocrite for looking like she enjoys the photo opportunity with a trans woman and. . . not trying to say: “Hey guys check out this picture of miss CA with a (gasp!) worst-of-all-worlds-tranny!”
. . . i do like the term “transtastic” though 🙂
Those veneers are scaring the hell out of me.