This is just weird. Over at FredPac (The Fred Thompson Political Action Committee), old uncle Freddy is giving us his economic agenda.

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You know he’s serious about the economy, because he’s got a big old cigar in his enormous fingers, like those Wall Street fat cats. He’s got lots of homespun witticisms, like how we should employ half the nation to dig holes and get the other half to fill them up. Is this rickety old turd seriously considering running for president in 2012? He’ll be almost as old as McCain was this time around! Hell, in this video, he looks like a basso profondo version of Andy Rooney.

Actually, on second thought, run, Fred, run! You know what you should do? Really go after Sarah Palin. Dig up all the dirt you can on her and run as dirty as you can against her. And Bobby Jindal, too. You can do it, Fred! I loved you in Law & Order!

8 replies on “Uncle Fred Will Fix It!”

  2. I am getting a warning from eTrust about the Actns/Swif.T virus when I access this page. Supposedly that comes from infected YouTube videos. Can someone there check on this? Thanks.

  4. He got his shot this time around. He was supposed to be the next Reagan. But he could hardly stay awake for his own speeches. Epic fail. Nice idea, though.

  6. Sarah Palin is who we want to run, I will even donate to her in the primaries to help her along. Yes Sarah YOU CAN DO IT!!!

    The debates between Palin and Obama will be pay per view!!

  7. The guy says nothing, NOTHING useful. It’s all just smirking arrogance and big-daddy platitudes. What’s his plan then? To “save”? Bury our money in the ground and hope for the best?

    It’s easy to criticize at this point, but attempts to find solutions are just a little more valuable. Apparently, that bit of common sense eludes Fred Thompson.

  8. Oh, come on, people — did you see those big thick law books, and that leather chair? This guy really knows his shit. I just donated everything I own to Fred’s PAC.

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