- Lard image via Shutterstock
- Okay, technically this is pork lard, but you get the idea.
We once endorsed “a greasy, half-empty tub of Crisco” over Tom Albro—seriously, you can google that shit. (Or just click here.) The smooth-talking closet Republican is too conservative for our taste, admittedly, but he knows his way around the airport, the seaport, and a keg of embalming fluid. He’s also intent on collaborating with the Port of Tacoma, which would help Seattle be more competitive against larger, more innovative ports to the north and south. Richard Pope, on the other hand, has been called “a wart on the ass of democracy.” (We said that!) Faced with a choice between a greasy, half-empty tub of Crisco (icky but useful!) and an ass wart (icky and useless), we say go with the Crisco: Vote Albro.
Read all our Crisco-smeared endorsements right here!
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