THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. This is a holiday disaster. This is worse than the botched New Year’s Eve fireworks show of 2008!

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A Christmas tree that does not light up at night? Who is in charge here? THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS REAL.

Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles.