Credit: Kelly O
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Hallie (left): “I once threw a Halloween party that went really, really well…” Tootsie (right): “I once did it in the conductor’s seat of train!”

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Woody: “I once had sex on a buoy in the middle of the lake. An Argosy Cruise boat went by… and, well, we just waved at them.”

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Elsa: “I once did it hanging off the side of 15-story building in Williamsburg, New York… It was scaaaary!”

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Portley and Jason: “Well, there was that one time we were doing it in the alley… and then we noticed that drunk guy…”

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Ben: “I once had sex with my lady on a ‘rat-couch’ in a punk house.”

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Russ: “I once did it behind the front door of a bar—while the bar was open—does that count?”

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Nicole (left): “Ugh, I once did it under a freeway overpass, near a river, in Everett.” (Right): “I once fucked a girl with a strap-on in a tree house in Redmond.”

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Kimmy: “The girl’s bathroom in the Columbia Tower…”

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Brandon: “In an empty, old elevator shaft…”

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Danielle: “Ugh, in a raver loft in Chicago. It was full of drug dealers, and really, really bad rap music all the time.”

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Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...