Cock Soup: Mmmmm, delicious. On sale at Pike Place Market!
TWO GUYS AT PIKE PLACE
We were in the tiny but terrific El Mercado Latino shop in Pike Place Market when we heard you two giggling. You were in the spice aisle, kitty-corner from the Great Wall of Hot Sauces, and you were super cute, possibly boyfriends. We couldn’t figure out what you were laughing and whispering about. After you left—and after we’d ordered a hot, delicious beef empanada to go (get the beef, it’s the tastiest)—we walked over to where you had been standing to investigate. Ahhhhhh! COCK SOUP. Okay, that is pretty funny. Who doesn’t want to eat a big bowl of dicks?…