Kremwerk: That was not a rat outside. KELLY O
MAN-CHILD DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH OUTSIDE KREMWERK
That was not a giant rat speeding around the street outside of Kremwerk on a Saturday night but actually a remote controlled Traxxas Rally Car. You said that it cost you $500, that it went from 0 to 60 in two seconds, that you had like five or six of them, and that you couldn’t say anymore because you had to go home and fuck your girlfriend. Then you accidentally dropped your expensive man-child toy while a crowd of drag queens looked on. *Slow clap.*