In Seattle:
A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said. The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.
Read the complete saga—involving attempts to hide in a Taco Bell, a backflip out of a cop car, and an extended, full-on, cop-injuring freakout—at Seattlepi.com.
Meanwhile in the UK:
A British man was crushed to death while attempting to lift weights in his garage. Chris Bailey, 28, decided to go for a workout Saturday after going out drinking with his landlord until 3:00am local time in Brighton, southeastern England, the Brighton Argus reported. Landlord Oliver Steel, 57, found his body in the garage later that day after he woke up to find the front door open.
If you’re reading this somewhere other than jail or a morgue, congratulations on a successful weekend.
