In response to Donald Trump’s suggestion that Megyn Kelly’s menstrual cycle might have contributed to her “harsh” treatment of him during the first Republican debate, Portland artist Sarah Levy painted this portrait of Donald Trump with her own menstrual blood. Its title: Whatever.

I would love for Levy to join me in liveslogging the second round of the Republican debates—coming to you from the Ronald Reagan Library in sunny Simi Valley, California!—but I don’t think anyone can paint fast enough to keep up with the gaffes, goofs, “gotchas,” and god awful nonsense that we’re sure to see this afternoon and evening.

Though I won’t have Levy, I won’t be alone in liveslogging the debates. The illustrious Sean Nelson will help me cover the 3 pm debates, and the industrious Sydney Brownstone will help me throw stuff at the television during the 5 pm debates.

Catch up on the candidates here, and come hang out later. See you soon, Slog!

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com