UUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHGH. GOD. I just have SO MUCH MONEY! It’s all over the place, you guys. I can’t eat food without getting money in it. I want to take a shower, but then where would I keep my hundred dollar bill collection? I think my cat died, but all I can find is the scent of her corpse drifting out from somewhere deep within the bullion closet.
WHAT CAN I FUCKING BUY TO GET RID OF SOME OF THIS MONEY BECAUSE I JUST HAVE SO MUCH OF IT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!???!?!?
- More like arti-jokes.
Oh, phew. Fake artichokes. Fucking finally.
You should make some bullionbaise.
lap-band surgery
Rock-band sugary.
bwahahahaha
Clearly, some people need a seven second delay for their postings.
Fartichokes?
Those artichokes look like shit.