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As everyone has heard by now, The Rock knew that Osama bin Laden was dead hours before the rest of America. Why did The Rock know about Osama bin Laden’s death when only about 8 congressmen, a handful of Navy Seals, and select White House staff had heard the news? Because unlike disgraced plagiarist Chuck Norris, The Rock is the real motherfucking deal. If only we could somehow climb inside that beautiful, slightly wedge-shaped head of his and poke around a little bit. All the secrets of the universe would be revealed!

11 replies on “What Else Does The Rock Know?”

  1. WWE is quite active with the military I’m pretty sure they do a show over in Iraq and/or Afghanistan once a year or so. Makes sense when you look at who makes up our military and find that so many of them fall into the WWE’s target demographic.

    It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if The Rock, wrestling’s biggest superstar in the past 20 years, got a phone call from someone involved in the operation because he’s good friends with them and they wanted to brag about it.

    Sillyness.

  2. He found out that Fast Five made over 80 million in it’s first weekend. If that didn’t shock the world, what would?

  3. I heard it on Facebook first then turned on Al Jazeera (web) and listed to their newscast for an hour or so before Obama came on to make a statement. Al Jazeera was reporting it as a drone attack – the US networks seemed afraid to steal Obama’s thunder.

  4. Lots of the media seemed to know. However, they either couldn’t “officially” announce anything on air or were trying to get other sources to verify because they’re “journalists”.

    Was anyone watching CNN? Poor Wolf danced around the issue for a long time, basically say everything but “osama is dead”. And then all of a suddenly John King appeared and said, basically, “Osama is dead.” I think Wolf is still probably annoyed about that.

  5. Dianne Feinstein apparently blabbed it while commenting at a memorial service earlier in the day. How that woman got elected would be a mystery, if I didn’t know that SF is full of well-meaning idiots.

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