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As you probably heard, last Friday morning a semitruck overturned, spilling approximately 22 million bees onto I-5. The bees swarmed. Hiveless. Potentially queenless. Confused.

Photos of the scene depicted beekeepers haunting the dark hour in full beekeeping regalia, attempting to salvage what hives they could. Reports from KOMO News described firefighters spraying foam on broken boxes and reporters swatting away their apian attackers.

KIRO TV reported that the driver emerged from the wreckage unscathed. Heโ€™s fine.

But the bees.

Look at these intrepid beekeepers:

โ€œThe only way to capture the bees would be to lure them with a queen,โ€ Frank Neal, owner of Tarboo Valley Bees, told me when I called him. Neal claims to have โ€œbeen beeingโ€ for 40 years. Rescuers would have to right the boxes, re-queen the hive, and hope for the best.

โ€œIf the queen was killed in the wreck,โ€ Neal said, โ€œthen the bees wonโ€™t do anything but fly around.โ€

One of the worker bees will start laying eggs, but theyโ€™ll be drone eggs, males who are unable to reproduce. If they have no queen, they have no hive, no home.

โ€œNone of the hives were recovered,โ€ said a representative from Belleville Honey Beekeeping Supply, the company who suffered the loss of the nearly 450 hives on I-5, when I called. โ€œWe have about 7,500 hives in house, so it is a pinch. But weโ€™ll get through it. Weโ€™re farmers.โ€

The loss of last week’s bees will have no impact on the PNWโ€™s food crop pollination industry as a whole. Nor will the spill affect anyone except for Belleville Honey Beekeeping Supply, the few responders who suffered stings, and the people stuck in traffic due to the accident.

But the bees? All the bees will die.

Rich Smith is The Stranger's former News Editor. He writes about politics, books, and performance. You can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com