Protesters!
Well, a protester anyway. There were flyers on telephone poles around the theater that accused me of wanting to prostitute Portland, and warning Portlanders that they could catch “Spiritual Swing Flu” from me and Stranger Tim Keck and Pornland Mercury editor Steven Humphrey. Get it? Pornland Mercury? Ha!
I like the end: “You will come out of this movie more depraved.”
is there a depravity scale I am unaware of? because if there is, I want to make sure I am a 10. or 100… or whatever the upper limit is of depravity.
He seemed harmless when I interacted with him, but I took it as an attempt to be funny.
I certainly don’t think I came out more depraved. But, I did come out thinking that I could have lived without seeing either the hook or the whisk, and as someone who had two nine pound, two foot long children, I was unimpressed by the cucumber.
It’s true. Porn makes you depraved. Ted Bundy was into porn. So watch out! Porn could turn you into a Republican!
This is the same Portland with more strip clubs then San Francisco and Seattle combined… right?
If anything it is we who should be concerned about their depravity spurting all over the face of our fair city.
Awesome!
As long as it isn’t Swingerflu. Nothing unhealthy about a bit of dancing. Just look at Discofever.
LOL You just have to cause controversy don’t you, Dan:)
Porn should only be on the internet. That’s its natural habitat.
I saw him while I was waiting in line at the first show on Friday night- he didn’t pester me, but did shout rude things at my boyfriend after I had gone inside.
Also, I thought he looked kind of like a wizard. What sort of beautiful world is this where you can watch amateur porn in a theater and be heckled by a wizard?!
Well, I don’t know about you guys, but porn has certainly made me more depraved.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha.
Porn hasn’t made me more depraved, just better at creatively channeling my depravity.
Before porn I was all “zomg raging hormones must find pole to hump and hole to fuck”
And now its more “Well, what new and inventive way can I achieve sexual release tonight? TO THE INTERNETS!”
Welcome to Oregon where PC was invented. Leave your sense of humor at the border.
This wasn’t Portland, but I did see a lonely kook in the rain on an overpass over I-5 in Kent, holding a sign that said “Benny Hinn Miricles”. Which was kind of cute, in a mentally ill sort of way.
will “Spiritual Swing Flu” make your ass leak?
or give you anal cancer?
Isn’t he the same guy who yelled “get raped” at participants in Portland’s naked bike ride?
agree with @9 this man is clearly a WIZARD GONE BAD.
Wait, was it that stupid credulous hack guy?
@1: Really? Have you ever voted Republican? If not, then you’ve got a ways to go.