Nothing is more important than roses.
I’ve had this theory for a while that ABC’s The Bachelor is a long con and no one in the last 13 years has been an actual person. Not the bachelors, not the spin-off bachelorettes, not the contestants, not the limo drivers, not the unflappably tan host, Chris Harrison. The I-love-yous, the engagements, the marriages, and the eyelashes have all been painstakingly faked. It’s all been an elaborate social experiment, and we all fell for it! Phew…
