…according to the Republicans:

This is one of those hateful conservative videos I have to watch because I’ve got all kinds of self-loathing issues. If you’re not up for eight minutes of hateful and homophobic idiot right-wing interpretation of what an Obama presidency would look like (Homeland Security head Ayers! Michelle Obama cheering with children about the bombing of the Pentagon! Osama bin Laden crowing about his victory!), you should at least get a load of this still, which I clipped out of context from the video:

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That’s right, motherfuckers. First America, then the universe.

18 replies on “What January Will Look Like If Obama Wins…”

  1. OMYGOD! I had NO IDEA and *oh shit* its too late I’ve already voted. I’m so sorry America, if only I’d seen this yesterday. If only, if only…

  2. Wait, um, so if all the middle-eastern Arab terrorist organizations are HAPPY about an Obama victory, doesn’t that, er, mean, they’ll, like, STOP performing terrorist acts against the U.S.?

    And that’s a BAD thing, right?

    Banning handguns that only serve to kill people, and aren’t actually mentioned in the 2nd Amendment? Okay, a little overboard, but nobody’s talking confiscation of hunting rifles and black-powder muskets, right? The Tighty-Righties can still be called upon to form militias, so what’s their beef?

    Legalizing abortion – um, already done.

    Hah! the ACORN hit – heelarious! Yeah, all them “dead voters” verrrry SCARRRYY KEEDS! heh-heh!

    Man, I never realized the GOP was such a knee-slapping laugh-riot!

  3. Look at that production value! You elitist libs thought you had the creative/technological/science/intellectual market cornered, din’t ya?

  4. Gah, YouTubers were commenting on who when SNL does it to McCain and Palin its ok, but someone does it to the Dems…blah blah…

    SNL is usually funneh though…see, there is a difference.

  5. I like Obama as much as the next Canadian Gal, but he is YOUR leader (hopefully, please xenu). Don’t get all manifest destiny in your election-high.

  6. The ‘philosophy’ on their website is even weirder.

    It’s up there wuith Westbro.

    Basically God has turned his back on America (which these loonies still think is God’s favoured nation) because they don’t pray enough.

    According to their logic; if they all got off their twinky eating butts and got on their knees then god would send down his righteousness on the nation.

    If they pray HARD enough I will stop being gay, you will all vote Republican and then Jebus (thanks Homer J Simpson) will come back.

    It’s their fault not mine. Logic loop closed.

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