So, the election’s over. Did you hear? And as much as I’m going to enjoy huffing the fumes of last night for the next million years, I can’t help but remember all the stuff I used to think about. Before the election. Before it happened.
Here’s a list of stuff I’ve been neglecting for the past two years. You are welcome to start thinking about these things again too. And other stuff. (Like what?)
1. Tyra Banks
I used to spend a LOT of time talking and thinking about this asshole. Tyra is magnificently heinous. An actual quote from earlier in this interview (with rapper T.I.): “I used to have a crush on you! But on a serious note, you’re about to go to jail.”
3. The opening credits to The Wayans Bros.
5. “I’m tired.”
Just off the top of my head. Bye!
I think you were looking for this little gem:
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And herein lies, in one perfectly formed post – with pictures, even – while all you “fume-breathers” can not, and should not, be taken seriously for one nanosecond. Not ONE.
Right? I have no idea what to do with myself now. How to occupy my brain. I honestly can’t remember what I used to do with this mental energy.
And what the fuck are the cable news stations going to talk about? Or The Daily Show, for that matter? Will Colbert stop being funny?
Somebody hold me.
And it’s still a few months until next year’s Eurovision videos show up, too.
Can one obtain fœtal skeletons? I would love to have some to put on a holiday puppet show version of this year’s election for my raving right-wing Catholic family.
You mean Wang’s Buffet?
Are sloths ever not hilarious? Look at him!
omg sloths are fucking creepy looking.
I can’t decide if the fetal skeletons or the sloth is creepier.
Yeah, Chiang’s Gourmet!
Actually….dinner. Good call.
Lindy, randomness is not cleverness, but it is slightly entertaining. Like Family Guy.
Imagine if McCain had run with a sloth instead of Palin as his VP Candidate.
He couldn’t have done worse.
Oh, the current xkcd is totally apropos:
http://xkcd.com/500
Is it me or are all the writer’s at the Stranger Dan Savage’s Yes Men/Women?
Yesterday in one of his posts he tells the times to Put Fuck in a headline…now every stanger headline has Fuck in it… This one, The Vita post.
Dan already has someone to lick his balls…think for yourselves.
@14 I hardly think using the word ‘fuck’ is a trend that Dan Savage started. Especially on Slog.
W’evs. Lindy, you are a laff riot. Love your posts like cooked food.