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I had not seen Spidey in snorkeling gear until today.
It’s Aquaman’s dream.
Is that Korean or Japanese?
Well that is how a real spider would work…
@3 Korean.
@5: correct. Hence the “.kr” suffix on the URL. This is apparently a Korean water park.
And maybe Koreans think Western women climb anally emitted gossamer.
“Rectum?
Damn Near Killed Him!”
Yeah, it’s for a waterpark opening in Taegu. The quote by, er, Rectum Spiderman, translates something like ‘If you’re going to bring me up, we SHOULD go!’
Does not change the WTF-ness of the ad. Why are my people so goddamn weird sometimes.
@8: Because we’re awesome.
@7 for the win…I just spit up my coffee
Spider butt,
Spider butt,
Does whatever a spider butt does …
Isn’t it obvious? Spider man had to save the babe from the briny deep. He put on his snorkel gear and ripped his pants doing it. The babe needed a rope to get out of the water so Spiderman figured he’d kill two birds with one stone. She’s not happy about holding something from his butt but she should thank her lucky web and just use a good hand anti-septic. Some people don’t know how lucky they are. Then they made a drink from wringing out the web and it was so good they canned it. End of story.
Well I can tell you it takes place in Daegu. The sentences read: “Supa-Bael-ri” and “shi-jeun open”
in the red box “ya-oi wa-ta-pa-keu Kae-jang”
So in closing, its an ad for a water park I think.
I never knew I had a fetish until this very moment. Anyone want to come over and play Korean water park?
You know, there is so much to this image that I didn’t initially notice that Spidey is wearing flippers and goggles. That sort of pulls the whole thing together, doesn’t it?
Can’t catch a break in Korea, at least
I fucking love Korea. Every time I go there I find more weirdness to love. I still have a glossy booklet for men from 2001 explaining how to pee correctly into a urinal without splashing on the floor. They were everywhere in Seoul when I was there.
It looks like he has rescued Mary Jane by shooting webbing out of his ass.
Stripper butt rapes Spiderman with Eiffel Tower replica?
The best part is the look on her face. “EWWW, I mean thanks for saving me and all, but EWWWWWWWWWWWW.”
The best part is the look on her face. “EWWW, I mean thanks for saving me and all, but EWWWWWWWWWWWW.”