You’re expecting! That’s wonderful! Congrats! You know what we weren’t expecting? We weren’t expecting you to leave your baby’s ultrasound pictures sitting on the floor under your seat at On The Boards this weekend after a HUMP! screening. If you want your ultrasound pictures back… email us.

14 replies on “What To Expect When You’re Expecting”

  1. Fetus’s ultrasound pictures; “fetus”. You start calling them babies, and people get all up in arms about killing them and scraping/suctioning them out of the uterus.

    @3: Eh… Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is only strongly correlated with heavy drinking repeatedly throughout a pregnancy. Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders involve too many individual factors to establish toxic levels of alcohol exposure (hence the “no alcohol whatsoever” recommendation from the USA Surgeon General, to avoid the risk entirely). Alcohol CAN harm a fetus and impair normative development, but then so can the estrogen analogue the leeches out of PET bottles into bottled water, tea, soda, etc. I wouldn’t worry about a shot or two once or twice.

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