What Would Happen If There Was a Black Friday Doorbuster Sale on Pepper Spray?

1. We should replace or at least augment our cash-based system with a pepper spray economy, like they used to use gold or whisky in the old west. Pepper spray is the new bling.

2. People would line up in an orderly fashion and politely wait their turn to get pepper spray.

3. Someone would get shot.

4. No need for all that. Most of us who want it already have ours. It’s not like you go through a gallon a week of the stuff or anything.

5. This would happen: http://tinyurl.com/6r53o69

6. The SPD has to get to the back of the line, I don’t care that they ran out of pepper spray supplies!

7. A smart store manager would jack the price of Malox and sports bottles…

8. @4: Maybe you don’t, but I’ll bet Goldy does. He’s crazy, that one.

9. Yeah, but he’d only do it so he could turn around and scream about the police being such assholes.

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