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Well well well well well well well well well well well. The goddamn French had to show me up by putting a BANANA SPLIT in their Cap-Sac*. (Or should I call it their Freedom-Sac!? …No? Fine.)
Oh, it’s on, France. IT IS FUCKING ON.
*Le fanny-pack pour du brainz.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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smuggle me to france in your cap-sac and i will totally jete me sabot in their french fuckin faces just for you, lindy.
the french are pretty
Gawd! The French are such fucking assoholes. It’s totally time for an international cap sac-off.
banana split? right, that just what they call love of mimes, ennui and surrender.
(except for the ennui one, well because…)
I heard “Ooh la la!”, and “voila!”
heee hee, that was hilarious! and i learned something new from the video: the french word for fanny pack is “banane!”
I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Fuck, I may be buzzed on wine, but the Franco definition of a fanny pack just made my night.