You guys. There’s something else in my Cap-Sac*.
What the fuck is it!?
*The fanny-pack for your head.
You’re so right! LADY SPEED STICK IS IN MY CAP-SAC.
My Cap-Sac is Powder Fresh.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
Insectile alien larvae about to bore into your skull and eat your brain and lay eggs? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
You cap-sac is strong enough for a man, yet eyeblisteringly pink enough for ummm a teletubbie?
so whatcha got in that rack sac there? meow!
WHO THE FUCK CARES? get a life.
Original NES Mario Bros.!
weed….you put your weeeeed in it!
Lindy, you’re so smart I have no doubt that you’re hiding an extra pair of frontal lobes up there.
Oooh! oooh! Something alive, next!
Awww, I was wrong.
More, More!
I know! I know! I know!!!!!!
*deep breath*
THE RESULTS OF A BRAINBORTION!!!!!!!
GAH!
Why didn’t you post the rest of your face? Or rite, because it is uggs and would completely undermine your ability to mock, judge, and make fun of others.
But that’s that fat girl m.o., I guess.
Wait! Wait! I know! It’s a fundament!
your dignity?
weed, of course
People who keep cool stuff in their CAP-SAC–that’s another kind of “people that there are”, Lindy!
Why do women think their deodorant has to compete with the buckets of awful perfume they put on every day?
I think the post is cute.
@11 why the hate? Did a curvy girl turn you down recently?
@11 You are a bad person.
Shut your face.
Shit fucking fuck. I guessed Dry Idea Clear Gel Anti-Perspirant.
@16 guys are just as guilty of wearing too much of the smelly shit …
BUT, the worst is definitely getting into an elevator after some over perfumed grandma and the smell is still there! I can still taste it in my mouth by the time I get to the elevator.
You’re cute as fuck, Lindy. I can’t believe you actually bought one of those.
LINDY you should where that to Laffhole’s 4th anniversary show tonight and people can have what’s inside if they guess correctly ;0)
My friend said, and I quote:
Stop!!!! This must stop now!!!
Clearly, that hat is radioactive, and your brain will melt before you ever get to Part Five of this series. Just the photo of that dayglow pink just about melted my monitor. Just think what that’s doing to your brain!!!
Unless he proves otherwise (which of course he can’t), StillNon is the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, inside AND out. No wonder he hates his betters, and prettiers.
You Lindy-haters can fuck off. Charles posts inane shit, but it isn’t even amusing. WTF can’t be amusing about a fucking fanny-pack hat? She’s not comparing the hat to the windmills in Don Quixote or some bullshit, it’s just the fucking hat. You fucks.
sigh… I <3 LW
Mostly, I just hated the 80’s.