A young woman in Australia (and self-proclaimed “judgemental vegan bitch”) takes to YouTube to rant about veganism and obesity. If only she’d included a pit bull, this would be the holy grail of Slog bait.

Thank you, Gawker.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...