Where Is the PI?

I’ve been on a hunt for a copy of the PI’s final print edition all morning, but haven’t had any luck.

I’ve checked two different boxes in different parts of the city—and one 7-11—but there are no papers to be found.

Why the hell is it suddenly so hard to find a newspaper in this town? I blame douchebag eBayers.

There are already a handful of copies of the PI on eBay, going for $10 to $50. What a bunch of assholes.

Good luck finding a copy, folks.