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I like the guy’s form, but would probably take the lady for intimidation purposes.
Is she saying Bob! Bob! Bob! Bob!? You know her?
OMG. This wins. Fifty Genius Points for sheer brilliance. clap clap clap clap clap
Gotta be the lady.
Her noise and general spastic qualities would draw the gunfire away from me.
Besides, the other guy is weak. He just got killed by imaginary bullets.
Wouldn’t take the lady. She failed to protect her partner. That could have been me.
The lady, not only for her enthusiastic conviction, but also because the dude stood back and shot his imaginary bullets through her. Wouldn’t want to be his partner.
The guy…he at least braced properly for the gun recoil and took aim. The main point is he didn’t revert into thinking this was some interpretive dance routine toward the end. He spared himself the absurdity of “Macarena-esque” shame and took a bullet…for me and everyone else.
There’s a much more important question that’s not yet been addressed:
Phut the whuck?! 0_o?
I’d take the guy ’cause he not only remembered to reload his 9mm (or .45 ACP), but he also had a pump sawed-off shotgun and a revolver. He fought it out to the end.
9 FTW
Although the lady was more entertaining, I dew hafta say……..
(mirth)
@5 Dude the skinny guy totally shot her. In a “real” situation, she’d be dead, so who’d there be to protect her partner?
The chick kicks ass.
I train in Kung Fu and my friend is an Olympic shooter (fixed target). In both pursuits balance, judgment of distance, timing, and for Kung Fu only judgment of trajectory and speed of moving objects dictate success all of which absolutely require yogi-like relaxation for superior performance.
Were I in a real gunfight, I’d have to say the adrenalin-rush that is pumping the women (probably related to being on camera) would be incompatible with the yogi-like relaxation required to make highly accurate shots. In short, she would get too pumped up under the stress of a real gunfight and would have trouble hitting the broad side of a barn. Sorry to be so serious on what is obviously meant just to be funny, but I couldn’t resist.