“Longtime listener, Slog reader, etc.,” writes a longtime listener, Slog reader, etc. “I voted for your sister—for the cat litter thing?—and done other things you’ve asked of Slog’s flying monkeys. I’ve voted in polls, I’ve given money, I’ve sent angry emails. But now I need help. I want to get my friend on the cover of Yoga Journal! She’s inspired me to get my fitness back and I want to pay her back and help her achieve her goal! Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send this link out to my fellow flying monkeys on Slog? Ask them to vote!”
Done and done.
The voting is a little confusing: you have to click on five stars, then click “rate,” and then your vote is recorded. You can also vote once a day. And seeing as I just voted for your yogi, longtime listener, Slog reader, etc., I suppose that makes me your flying monkey. And now I’m going to order the rest of my fellow flying monkeys to go and…
VOTE!
Monkeys ACTIVATE!!!!
Starr looks like two people, but that works for me.
(enter wonder twins/voltron joke here)
Vote for Gary Smith, he’s from Seattle and he is punk as eff.
http://talentsearch.yogajournal.com/view…
I submitted this story…That’s Starr on top and her 53 year old mom, Marti. They’re both awesome people!
Wow. I’m boring. I’d be grateful if you’d sign the the IGB book next month that my kids’ middle/high school requested. And, sure I’ll go be a flying monkey for you now, too.
Voted!
And some of y’all might get a kick out of this site: http://tinyurl.com/4o9wgwn
(I really like the darwinian one eg: http://tinyurl.com/4qz8n3a )
I was having a productive, perverted-thought-free day until you posted that picture. Thanks a lot.
Eh, I’m not feeling very monkeyish right now. Probably because I’m sober for a change. Give it time, it could happen.
@9, dammit, sir – have a snort and clean one of your pistols, that’ll set you right for voting! Ours not to reason why, in situations like this.
Yay, I didn’t have to sign up for anything to vote, and it’s a very nice photo!
@4 sorry, the ugly suit and picture in the background kept me from voting for it.
@11, Shows how much you know about Bikram yoga.
One snort coming up, Gus. I’m working on it.
Oh, done. That pic is inspiring. Her mom looks great!
I was having rather un-yogi-like thoughts about that photo (except maybe tantric!) until I figured out they were mother and daughter. Now I feel like a flying perv-monkey.
Voted! A Flying Monkeys work is never done.
Question: Who’s a flying monkey now?
Answer: MEEEEEE! 😀
While you’re at it, take a moment to vote for Gillian: http://talentsearch.yogajournal.com/view…
Look at her! She’s amazing!