Here we are four days after the last of HUMPS!’s twenty sold-out screenings and we still can’t tell which films won HUMP! because we’re still counting the votes. We’re awarding prizes in four categories this year—Best Kink, Best Humor, Best Sex, and Best In Show—and each ballot has four votes on it and each vote has to entered by hand into the Diebold HUMP! Vote Tabulator 2010 and it’s taking forfuckingever. We can announce now, however, that Richard Sanders’ HUMP! entry—I said African Americans Have a “Cum Problem,” Not a “Crime Problem”—has been mathematically eliminated. The gap is too large for Sanders to close.
We should have full HUMP! results by Friday and HUMP! winners will be announced first right here on Slog!
God, just write a Perl script already …
“I said African Americans Have a “Cum Problem,” Not a “Crime Problem””
HA HA HA SO FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HILARIOUS
HA HA HA
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpar…
The color of murder and gun violence in New York
By Jonathan Capehart
Nov. 10, 2010
“In short, 95.1 percent of all murder victims and 95.9 percent of all shooting victims in New York City are black or Hispanic. And 90.2 percent of those arrested for murder and 96.7 percent of those arrested for shooting someone are black and Hispanic. I don’t even know where to begin to describe the horror I still feel looking at those numbers. “
@2 – do you have nothing else to do? Seriously. Shut the fuck up and go away.
That Diebold thing best be a joke, cuz I want my vote to count, Dan.
@3 are you too wimpy to deal with the facts of reality?
And what a bunch of HILARIOUS FACTS they are!!!! So awesome to use as the basis of a FUNNY JOKE!!!!!
Hey! I was at the Thursday 1st screening and don’t remember seeing “I said African Americans Have a “Cum Problem,” Not a “Crime Problem” in the lineup… What gives? What was it about? Huh?
I’m pretty sure the white crust is messing up your optical scanning machines.
Need more scantron forms, and Hanging Chads.
A problem with those heavy, hanging chads, eh?
The real truth is that they’re all just too stoned to count.
@10 for the California Says It’s Legal win!
“Diebold HUMP! Vote Tabulator”?????
In each category:
Film A:11%
Film B:18%
Film C:19%
George W. Bush: 52%
m!
@12, yeah there’s going to be a *lot* of questions if bush wins.
@13 i hear modern films don’t have a lot of bush.
Will there another showing or a way to view the entries? I really wanted to go but couldn’t afford the $40 at the time. Thanks!
@2&6
“Richard Sanders’ HUMP! entry—I said African Americans Have a “Cum Problem,” Not a “Crime Problem””
I think you missed the joke, dudes.
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
alien T.V. all the way through. great sound track, beautiful women, great editing, and alien blow up dolls. nuff said if you ask me.
I wish the the “It Gets Better” HUMP entry could actually go on the It Gets Better website. If that doesn’t express how much better it gets, then I don’t know what does.
It’s hard to do a decent hand recount job when you have to do it one-handed….