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From the Associated Press via The New Haven Register:
Animal control officers from across Connecticut will be gathering to remember a colleague who died after responding to call [sic] involving a pit bull in Plainfield.
Key word here: “involving.” The officer died from a head injury sustained at the scene of the pit bull call, but the pit bull was not involved (except maybe TELEPATHICALLY!!!).
Authorities say she was not injured by the dog, and it’s still unclear how she fell.
Thank you, Matthew.
First they came for the pitbulls, and I did not speak because I’m not a pitbull.
Then they came for the cockapoos, the labradoodles, the schnoodles and pomadors, and I did not speak up because I’m not a cockapoo, labradoodle, schnoodle or pomador…
The article is almost onion worthy.
Fucking pitbulls.
She died of fear!
Sweet catch Bethany, thanks!
Cesar Milans’ “Americas New Favorite Pitbuill” ‘Junior’ thanks you too.
As do mine, my neighbors’, my friends’, my extended family’s.
In fact– On behalf of all voting members of the Vast International Bulldog Owning Conspiracy to Telepathically Alarm Poor Timorous Dan Savage (VIBOCTAPTDS):
Thank you.
Personallly, I think it’s a VERY GOOD THING our pit bull overlords have chosen to reveal their telekinetic abilities to the world. Yes, a very, VERY GOOD THING indeed!
(notthecornfieldnotthecornfieldnotthecornfieldnotthecornfield)
Terriers can be quite cunning.
Probably slipped on a giant pile of pit crap and fell.
Alert Dan: Pitbulls can now kill with their minds!
hi!