I find lists like this fascinating. Hugo Lindgren, now editor of the New York Times Magazine, inherited a list of words, titled simply “Words We Don’t Say,” from his predecessor at a previous job. It’s a list of words that the former editor “found annoying and didn’t want used in his magazine.” For example, alphabetically:

AUTHORED
BIGS (meaning “prominent people”)
BISTRO (okay in restaurant reviews, but sparingly)
BOAST (meaning “have”)
CELEB
COMELY
COMFORT FOOD
DUO
DON (meaning “put on”)
DUBBED
EATERY

We do not have a physical list like this in our office, but they exist in editors’ heads. For example, our managing editor, Bethany Jean Clement, is opposed to virtually all uses of the word “moniker.” I would second that (but less ferociously), and include from the above list “dubbed” and “boast.” We’ve had recent editing discussions about the use of the simple-but-sometimes-necessary word “great” in reviews (some people are pro, some are con).

The post containing the list asked readers which words annoyed them, and Lindgren went ahead and printed a list of all of them and hung that in his office below some skull-and-crossbones symbols for good measure. I love knowing other people’s word-related pet peeves (“pet peeve” is one of mine, actually). I have a feeling quite a few people are adding “snowpocalypse” to theirs right now.

68 replies on ““Words We Don’t Say””

  1. some I refused to let slide while I was music editor for an arts/entertainment start-up:

    “seamless”
    referring to an album or song as an “affair”
    “just sayin'”
    “sprinkled,” as in, a song “sprinkled” with an instrument or characteristic
    and last but not least,

    “Not so much.”

  2. I had an English teacher in high school who despised “utilize” (when “use” will almost always work exactly as well without making you sound like a businessdouche), and the distaste rubbed off on me. Then I worked for a woman once who always used “utilize”, no matter what. I insisted on proofreading anything she ever wrote, especially since almost everything she wrote would be seen by impressionable young people.

  3. The editors’ guidelines at Wizards of the Coast for their Dungeons & Dragons novels listed banned cliches such as “gaping maw” and “scrabbled for purchase”.

  4. ditto on “just sayin'”
    My peeves:
    “Moisture” ick. Nobody sounds good saying that. Not Barry White, Luther Vandross nor Bryan Ferry.
    “I need you to” Just ask. Your personhood rights won’t be stripped.
    “checks and balances”
    “basically”
    “lush” as pertains to music. Scented bath and body products okay!
    “Yeah, no.” Always never.

  5. How else would you talk about something that particularly bothers you on a recurring basis other than as a “pet peeve,” Anna?

  6. “Utilize” is a huge one in my department. Our technical people insist on using it, and we change it to “use” every time.

    The other one I despise is, “intimate knowledge,” as in “Our company had intimate knowledge of the [state] Department of Natural Resources.” I cringe every time I read it in a proposal I’m editing.

  7. “Nerd-tastic”

    “Nerd-gasm”

    “Get your nerd on”

    Just stop using nerd altogether and start using what it really means now “Pop-Culture.”

  8. Most of these are great suggestions for words and phrases to avoid and I hope Stranger writers and readers will take them to heart. Particularly (@4, @10) “just sayin'” — I’m looking at you, Goldy.

    I do disagree (@10) with “basically”, which is useful shorthand to express that you understand that someone could object to your assertion on technicalities, but they are not relevent to the issue under consideration. “Essentially” and “more or less” work for this purpose as well.

  9. “Impact” as a verb. Fuckin’ hate it. Also, this recent tendency (though not by publications, thankfully, to misuse the word “literally.” … “And I was like, literally, walking down the street, and I saw Fred.”

  10. @18 TKC thank god someone feels the same… Its like someone stole my culture from me and suddenly allot of people who are interested in things like “art films” or som genre of music you’ve never heard of are calling themselves, with a straight face, “nerds”.

  11. Am I the only person creeped out by “belly?” Not only won’t I use it, but I refuse to buy any product with that in the name. Except pork belly (try making jjangmyeon without it) which I freezer-wrapped today and couldn’t bring myself to label without abbreviating.

  12. “Amongst.” It’s literally outdated. Why not use “hither” and “thither” while you’re at it?

    While I agree with many of the selections here it’s worth noting that context is everything. Hell, this very thread is divided between instances of the spoken and written word. In regards to the latter, I find that some of the examples cited are useful synonyms that allow one to avoid repeating simple yet essential phrases.

    And @19 is basically right. Though I would agree it gets a bit hackneyed (in spoken conversation) at times.

  13. So if “dubbed” is verboten, how does one describe a movie in which a spoken track in a different language replaces the original?

    And what does Queen Elizabeth say when she makes someone a knight?

  14. “Bow” meaning to make your debut. You pretty much have to be an Opera News reader to ever see this, but it drives me crazy once a month.

  15. The technical exceptions argued for “basically” are fine as far as I would know, but when people use it in speech, what I hear is: “I don’t really know the answer to your question, but I’m going to keep talking anyway.”

    @25 – I’m with ya. Outside of the pig-parts map, “belly” sounds like baby talk, which is never acceptable from adults. You might as well be telling me your tummy hurts after din-din. I hate myself for even writing that.

  16. Many will disagree, but the word “create” bugs me (as in, “I will now create a new spreadsheet.” Why not just say “make”?) Speaking of “make”, I also hugely dislike “make” when it has to do with painting (:She plans to make a painting”) and “piece” in connection with clothing.

  17. I think it all started with Jim McKay and ABCs Olympic coverage inventing the word “medaled” to describe the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners.

    Either him, or the commercial that says its foodstuff “eats like a meal”.

  18. Applause for #35. This is just criticism of other people’s vocabulary by the bland and inarticulate who’ve already made the world a much more monosyllabic & puerile place.

  19. I could do with a little less “whatnot.”

    That said, I am a romantic–there really is a right sentence out there for every word.

  20. Hubby and Wifey and Mommy when used in comments.
    “Dear Hubby went nom nom nom on this meatloaf.”
    “The Wifey abused my credit cards.”
    “Four-letter words bring out my Mommy-rage. Think of the children!”

    Pretentious [or basically any word, literally], much?

  21. Grammar nazis (lol) really are quite tedious, and are not fun to be around. As @37 wrote, the English language is ‘alive’ and as such should be allowed to wander wherever the street takes it. Sounds like not many people here know much about how language works outside of usage guides.

  22. @43: Except this isn’t about grammar. It’s about the use of annoying cliches, which is the opposite of the fresh, engaging expression you claim to want.

  23. 8/gus: …makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit…

    Whenever that happens to me I don’t let it go to waste. I find some baby birds and feed it to them. They love that shit.

  24. @41 Call me a stuck up New Englander but the phrase ‘hubby’ has always made me imagine fat couples from flyover states. I have never, not once, heard the term spoken aloud.

  25. Anywho. *shudder* I broke up with someone who wouldn’t stop saying that. We don’t say this very much, but “at the end of the day” is VERY MUCH in overuse in the UK/Ireland.

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