World’s Record in Underwear

1. That’s really cool. For the last 12 years, I’ve been painting the walls in a small spare room of ours once every month. Probably at least another 30 years until maybe I shrink the sq footage by 2(x-1).

2. Somewhere, a pedophile with a very specific fetish is having the best day ever.

3. When all of the thoughts have been thought, when all of the sentiments have been felt, when all of the poems have been written, the songs sung and the mysteries of nature and the universe are laid bare under the powers of our apprehension, what else but this is left to stir and challenge the human soul.

   Thus is a new era of humanity ushered in.

4. “Look at me, my name’s Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes??”

   hopefully someone else gets the reference

5. @ Taller than You…

   If you did some lunges going commando, I would totally get the reference.

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