“I don’t THINK so. Now stick a ruler in my anus, Catholic Church. Do it. I dare you. I think you will find that my anus is very tight! Not like some of the gay anuses I’ve seen. STICK A RULER IN MY ANUS OR ELSE.”
Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus:
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:
Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
Thanks to Slog tipper Mark.
That picture sent my gaydar of the chart. Must have been taken on gayday.
Perhaps they need to apply the calipers to the boyfriend’s anus instead, if you catch my drift.
I’m pretty sure Obama doesn’t swing that way.
That’s awesome. My anus dilated from laughter just now.
You MUST check out the comments on the linked site!
@ 3, what? Obama? Did I miss something?
@6, you can’t miss something that was never there, namely Will in Seattle’s sense of humor. Or sense of appropriateness. Or sense of anything, really.
@6 Shh. Don’t encourage him.
@6 – Will in Seattle is an automated script that posts comments to Slog. It appears to be malfunctioning.
“her”?
But more importantly- look at that hot piece he bagged! WAY TO GO FATHER! (or should I say… “Daddy”?)
@9 – I’ve mentioned this before I think, but WiS’s posts reminds me of conversations with the old MegaHAL (RIP… kinda).
Seriously, read through the archives and tell me those aren’t WiS posts.
http://megahal.alioth.debian.org/Best.ht…
@12, briliant! Dark is the suede that mows like a harvest!
‘Her”? as well. Is the confused pronoun a clue to the persuasion of the writer or of the priest in reference to his “friend”. Anal measurement – would that be circumference, depth or plane surface? I feel confident there are many members of the Curia who would be only too adept at taking anal measurements – not to mention mouth measurements and gripness of hand.
based upon the picture, gay. Based upon his challenge, not gay, or gay and not doing it right. He apparently doesn’t understand that his anus would only be ‘dilated’ if something was either coming out or going in.
Nice try, father power top.
I believe it was Giordano Bruno who was first sentenced because he wrote in his scientific journal “Behold, my anus does have measure…with this simple instrument…the ruler…anyone can but see the dilation.”
For that he was burned at the stake!
@5 agreed! Why are UK commentators so much more rational? And hilarious?
And the winner: ‘ “Kiss My Ass” is so old hat now. I’m taking up “measure my anus!” instead.’
Haha- measuring the dilation of your A–s only applies if you are the BOTTOM! Nice try squirming out of that one Spanish Priest! Maybe we should measure the dilation of his friends A–s?
Only a future ruler, namely William Wales!
“Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated”
he says, his lips flapping in the breeze.
Guys, you’re missing the point. You’re only gay if you’re the bottom.