Jean-Claude Van Damme’s crotch cannot compel me to buy a Volvo (see Kelly’s post below), but Channing Tatum’s crotch could compel me to invest heavily in Channing Tatum’s crotch:

Former Stranger news writer Cienna Madrid has been a writer in residence for Richard Hugo House, a local literary nonprofit. There, she taught fiction classes and wrote 4/5 of a book about a death-row...