I suppose we have our cultural double standard about bare torsos—boy tit okay; girl tit obscene—to thank for this report about a topless coffee shop in Maine featuring a cute blond male barista? Too bad the place looks like a typically ratty “sex” business. And doesn’t the shop’s owner look like a class act? Via Towleroad.

16 replies on “Ye Olde Topless Coffee Shoppe”

  2. What did the lady expect the owner guy was going to say when asked his purpose? That this coffee shop is supposed to promote breast feeding and the ability to do it in public unmolested? Of course he’s doing it for money.

    Boobs are fun and sex sells. I’d go there just to say I’d been, wood panelled walls and all.

  4. The waitress being interviewed doesn’t even remove her jacket/hoodie. Doesn’t look like an over 18 only place to me. Maybe PG?

  5. Maine has had a topless doughnut shop in Portland for a decade or so. Which is funny, because I am not in favor of most Mainers and nudity colliding (myself included.)

  11. Reminds me of the “Beverly Hillbillies” episode where they decide to open a cafe. Noticing that topless places seem to get a lot of customers, they decide to make theirs a “topless” cafe. Not sure of what makes a place “topless” they assume it mean that the staff doesn’t wear hats.

  13. This is why I love Maine. You can’t get much more unpretentious than a topless coffee shop with shitty pine panelling and heat lamp donuts. Look, there ain’t much to do up here and the economy’s as bad as anything, this coffee shop is a great thing. How else is a purple state like Maine supposed to loosen up about our Puritanism, but over cheap coffee and donuts? It speaks our language.

    And Dan, it may look like a “ratty sex business” to you, but that’s the nicest looking country store I’ve seen around here in a while. They even put down new linoleum!

  14. Dan, it’s not particularly ratty given where it is. It just looks like every other podunk coffee shop (I say this having been to quite a few).

    That said, the owner is beyond-podunk-sleazy, by the looks of him.

  15. You think that’s sleazy? You’re one spoiled faggot, Dan. I want things to look pretty too- but as for coffee shops go that really isn’t that bad. Stupid gay men and their aesthetic ideals. *spits on your face and throat fucks you* Better than the faggy ‘too much in a pretty bow’ borders and starbucks anyrate. Too clean , too crisp. Not homoerotic enough.

  16. You’re such a hypocrite. You try to speak for poor faggots like me on my behalf but then you think something like that is sleazy because it’s not up to your faggy gay man tastes. Seriously you fucker, don’t be a limosuine liberal. You would kill yourself if you had to walk two seconds in my shoes.

    Fucking self-serving gay bloggers. I’m serious. You don’t care about anybody but your damn selves, just like everybody fucking else. Get off your high horses. I’m a working class gay hero bitch, while you can safely write about gayness from your overly protected institutions.

    Yeah money is power. Your voice is louder than mine, because you have more gold. Welcome to the Jewnited States! Where poor fags like me that like poor drunk irishmen aren’t listened to just cause we don’t got as much dough. I suppose now you’ll gently harrass me on my ‘self-loathing’ homophobia, you stupid fucktard.

    You’re smart, you have good advice- but I could do it better than you. Stupid faggot!

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