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Forty years ago today, man first walked upon the moon—or did he??

What is your take on the 40-years-ago-today moon walk?

Photo courtesy of NASA, or so they claim.

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30 replies on “Your Daily Poll Dance: Apollo 11 Edition”

  1. What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson…

    Fucked little boys!

  2. Also, can’t we give the Michael Jackson crap a rest at this point? Why does his sad, disgusting circus of a “life” have to contaminate the remembrance of our one significant achievement as a species?

  3. Isn’t it possible to see the landers and shit on the moon using a powerful enough telescope?

    Wouldn’t that be enough to silence the doubting thomases?

  4. Speaking of conspiracies, how many Light Rail users were there today?

    (a) 50,000
    (b) 100,000
    (c) 5000
    (d) 10

    Hint. (d) is not a misprint.

  5. Are you trying to make a funny, Yu Skoot, about how nobody’s ever going to ride the light rail for real? Because if you are, you forgot to put in the funny.

  6. Shit I feel old. I remember watching this when it actually happened, on an old B&W TV when I was a kid. They had it set up in the classroom in elementary school. All us little kids were glued to it like you wouldn’t believe. At the time it was the coolest thing imaginable. I remember it vividly.

  7. I heard that Buzz Aldrin (or was it Armstrong?) once punched a guy in the face for calling him a liar. Not sure if it’s true, but one can always hope…

  8. @21 – If you’re seriously curious, you can find the answer online pretty easily. Short answer – it didn’t “blow in the wind”. Please don’t turn out to be a conspiracy nut and reply to this.

  9. @23 – It was Buzz, and it’s on Youtube. The punchee was the nutjob filmmaker that’s been humping this conspiracy theory the better part of 20 years.

  10. @23: Gee, really? Gosh, you’d think if that were true, somebody would’ve posted a link to it on Slog by now. (Like maybe on Friday.y

    OK, I give up.

  11. @21:
    I don’t know if your serious or not, but like others said, there is a horizontal rod extending out from the flagpole.

    Go rent For All Mankind. You can see the total lack of wind as the astronauts actually pull on the edge of the flag to stretch it out along the rod so it looks nice.

  12. I’m sorry, I must have the wrong poll.

    Where’s the option for “A great chance for Vonda Rhimes to make a sexy TV show about gtg astronauts doing it in space.”?

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