Your Sunday Sermon

1. that makes being at work on a sunday morning more bearable.

2. Divorced and remarried: check
   In trouble with the law for financial shenanigans? Check
   Re-found God after getting in trouble? Check
   Continues to send out fundraising petitions? Check
   Caught smoking pole in a men’s restroom? Give it time…

   Yep, he’s a “Christian” (not the Kim in Portland kind!)

3. Now do Mohammed! (It’s okay to make fart jokes about Mohammed, right?)

4. certainly with a mullah it would work. even a grand ayatollah. but the subtitles might wreck the humor.

5. I thought it was “death by snuu snuu”.

6. @2 – Actually, I don’t think that’s his style. But a kink-filled, acid-fueled night with a talkative hooker would be a sweet little event.

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