My favorite undead terror of the great recession.
Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won... More by Eli Sanders
If only it were a place where people kept their zombies!
Eh, this term has been around for a while.
As long as there is no zombie sperm bank, I feel pretty secure.
Ooh, I just had a great idea for a cool downloadable game!
Actually, these are all great – Zombies in Banks and Warehouses …. Zombies Sperm Banks …
We’ll call it Zombie Death Bank Spiral and bring on the swirly patterns of zombie death!
It would explain the brain drain around here.