A letter from J.D. Salinger to his maid is for sale on Ebay.
The text reads, “Dear Mary — Please make sure all the errands are done before you go on vacation, as I do not want to be bothered with insignificant things. Thank you, J.D. Salinger.”
It’s write-up emphasizes:
As many collectors are well aware, J.D. Salinger was extremely guarded about his personal life, so much so that he sought injunctions against authors and autograph dealers attempting to publish his letters… Salinger’s autograph in any form is scarce and desirable. Because of Salinger’s obsession with his privacy, his letters are almost never offered for sale. Lightly creased. Fine condition.
CRAP. I only have $49,950, figures.
For $50,000 you’d think they’d offer free shipping.