3e4f/1235421024-condibookdeal.gifCondoleezza Rice has signed for a three-book deal with Crown Publishers. It’s probably worth at least two and a half million dollars.

I can’t believe that Condoleezza Rice has three books in her, especially since she’s the last Bush loyalist and won’t be revealing anything of note in her memoirs. One of the books will be her White House memoirs, one will be about her family, and another will be a young adult version of the family memoir.

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  1. First one is: I was a groundbreaker, and here is why.

    Second one is: I didn’t sign on to the war crimes that my other colleagues are sitting in The Hague for.

    Third one is: Why I hate the War Crimes I signed on for and should be pardoned after being jailed for 50 years and only sitting in prison for 5.

  2. She was a worse than horrible Sec. of State. And she worked for a worse than horrible President. And I hope nobody buys her stinking book. At least Colin Powell redeemed himself by endorsing Obama.

  3. However, Condi, unlike 90% of her Bushie cohorts, has a three-digit IQ and can probably sling coherent sentences together without a staff of forty. Condi’s loyal to a fault, even after hitching her star to a loser. But she’s far from stupid. Would you rather read a book by David Addington or John Yoo? Harriet Myers?

  4. I wonder if Condi’s going to admit that she’s a lesbian in any of her books. What does she have to lose if she comes out of the closet? She has a multimillion dollar book deal, not counting the potential royalties that she’ll receive. She has a cushy job at Stanford for the rest of her life that she wouldn’t lose if she came out. She’ll be a hit on the talk show circuit, especially as a black lesbian that worked for Bush & Co. Also, the LCR would make her their queen if she came out.

  5. Who’s doing better?

    All the people who voted for Obama and wanted change who are now on the dole and having their homes foreclosed.

    Or Bush loyalists.

    Inquiring minds want to know!?!

  7. @3, amen.

    Personally, she worried me the most. I’d rather deal with a mob of angry villagers (most Bush supporters) than a mob of angry villagers with a sharp mind at its disposal.

    The pitchforks still hurt either way, but the long term outlook is even grimmer when there’s a torch bearer with insight (it sounds like she’s carrying a different kind of torch now).

  8. @3, I’ll concede that she’s basically intelligent, but all of the public statements she made were incredibly stilted and filled to the brim with the painfully obvious. No verve, imagination, vision, leadership. She made me cringe to listen almost as much as her boss. I was ready for her to be NFL Commissioner a long, long, long time ago.

    @4, if she’s lesbian, what do you make of the weird verbal slip in which she referred to Bush as her “husband”?

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