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wait is paul constant gay
A choice quote from the website:
Ew.
@1, no, but he tries awfully hard to make us think he is. Too hard, in fact.
“Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.”
well, at least they write better than Stephanie Meyer.
I don’t believe the average size dong is only 5.5. I’ve had a few dongs up my back side and let me tell you, 5.5 is not the average. The again, maybe it’s only guys with bigger ding dongs that want to put them up my pooper. *shrug*
Sometimes I think I understand what SLOG is talking about, and then there is this kind of article where I don’t understand any of it, except for the naked chicks in the pool.
@5
Ouch.
@3
Why does Paul Constant want to be gay?
@7: Paul is charmed by the Baconcat, that’s why.
He calls me Bacos. We grease eachother up and play Yahtzee, then we make out.
I didn’t see any evidence in that video that the fasteners on the bikinis actually dissolved. Then again, I didn’t really give a shit why they came off.
@8: You see this motherfucker right here? He gets a free beer next Slog happy hour. Remember that.
As long as there are naked women, I know the world is good.
So how big is Paul Constant’s dick?
No thanks. I’ll wait for the Kristen Stewart doll.
I’d feel like a child molester.