Who says there’s a war on Christmas? Futurismic reports that a publisher’s website is providing an erotic flash sci-fi advent calendar.
‘Tis the season for gift-giving and independent publisher Circlet Press is in the spirit. Each day of December up to the 23rd, a free story will appear at circlet.com in what the publisher calls their “Erotic Sci-Fi Advent Calendar.”
Just like the advent calendars which deliver a chocolate treat each day, circlet.com will have one delicious short story of erotic fantasy or erotic science fiction. Stories will only be up for 24 hours, though, so visitors must return each day to collect their next gift.
Here is an excerpt from the story from December 2nd, “Capture, Courting, and Copulation: Contemporary Human Mating Rituals and the Etiology of Human Aggression” by Carolyn and Steve Vakesh. Note that the below dialogue is spoken by a dragon, for maximum effect.
…“Yes, and an excellent choice you’ve made,” she said, gazing through the concealing blind at their trussed captive. “She’s quite attractive by human standards and seems to have dressed for the occasion. Notice how the tight clothing around her middle pushes her mammaries up, making them protrude, and how it accentuates her hips; how the slit in her skirt reveals her long, shapely legs. This is even further accentuated by the way you have tied her between those two trees. Her squirming combined with the exposed flesh will further stimulate the lust of the male.”…
Erotic! Science fictional! Read today’s story at Circlet.com.
(Book cover from Vintage Paperbacks.)
To my deep, profound, and everlasting embarassment, I have read said story before in an anthology published by said press. It really is that bad.
Jessica, thank you for sharing your secret shame. You are my hero of the day.
Why are rabbits so damned sexy?
Yiff! Yiff!
You are my nerdy hero, Paul.
How utterly sad.
Man, worst image ever. I’ll likely never get the stain off my visual memory. Fuck you, Paul; fuck you very much.
I can’t believe that this was tagged “Books”. This one had “Nerd” all over it.
@8: it could be worse: someone could show Charles hentai and then Slog would NEVER be safe for work again. At least this is shitty text smut, and not shitty illustrated tentacle smut.
“I was so hard in my skin-tight vinyl pants.”
Oh my gosh, stomach turning.
I’d rather just have a piece of chocolate.
I’ve always wanted an iridescent tattoo. 😛
For my erotic sci-fi dollar, it’s Tek Jansen or nothing.
Erotic sci-fi is an oxymoron. I can’t decide which is worse: the sex in many sci-fi stories or Harlequin romances. I was tempted to go all feminazi on shitty sci-fi sex and the objectification of women therein, but it’s too early for that.
@13 – You’ve obviously had hundreds of girlfriends! {Sigh}
Public readings for these books must coincide with those “share your embarrassing writing” events.
In my head, the dragon’s voice was as narrated by Comic Book Guy from “The Simpsons”. It was not erotic.
Common guys.Which rabbits are sexy?Why cant i see any sexy thing in the pic?
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