You see, when you leave a sexy mannequin sitting in the unisex bathroom of a place where people drink, you invite all manner of perversion to take place behind closed doors. Now, as if your job didn't already involve enough cleaning work, you had to wash off her slimy boobies and launder her shirt upon which I wiped the come from my spent cock after passionately titty-fucking her in my drunken stupor. I also kissed her bald head and even tried to finger her, but unfortunately she was cold, unresponsive, and anatomically incorrect. I would apologize for these violations, but I'm not really sorry. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. You brought this upon yourselves, really. Who's the dummy now? I just hope she was a virgin, for my own sanitation.