Blowjob

It’s well known that the Jews control the media—and The
Stranger‘s newsroom is no exception. But despite our abhorrence of
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s persistent portrayal of the
Holocaust as a slap fight between Jews and Germans, we’ve got to admit
the man’s got style. His perfectly coiffed hair, omnipresent three-day
stubble, and apparent allergy to ties would make us happy to be the
first to burn in the fires of his sartorial war when it goes
nuclear.