Dear Seattle Metropolitan,

Yes, we devoted our cover and the majority of our issue this week to
making fun of the way you look and write, but that doesn’t mean we
don’t love you. There are a lot of nice things about you. You’ve run
some really beautiful photos of Marya Sea Kaminski and “Awesome”
recently. You employ Laura Cassidy, who’s not only a nice person, but
she makes delicious guacamoleโ€”or was it enchiladas? And, let’s
face it: Lists are a time-honored way to organize one’s thoughts.

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