Blowjob

Cops, for all the mean things we’ve said about you, we’d like to
take this opportunity to say that we think most of you are doing a good
job. We know it’s not easy spending your days dealing with nutcases and
drug addicts—we’ve got our share at the office. So, even though
we can’t always agree on everything, we hope you’ll still return our
calls when someone steals our stereo or kills our family. Keep up the
good work and keep sporting those awesome mustaches.