NAME YOUR COUNTY!
To the Voters of King County: As you may know, your King County Council is currently at odds on whether our county should be named after William Rufus DeVane King (former gay vice-president slave owner) or Martin Luther King, Jr. (former civil rights activist and heterosexual philanderer). However, since we are a country of choices, we have compiled a list of additional candidates, and would like you to choose which “King” would best represent our county. Send your vote to King County Council, c/o Councilman Larry Gossett, 516 3rd Ave., King County Courthouse, Rm. 1200, Seattle, 98104. And remember — no matter who we choose, YOU put the “King” in our county.
POTENTIAL CANDIDATES
Burger King County
Billie Jean King County
King Kong County
Kingston Trio County
King Crimson County
Nat “King” Cole County
Don King County
King’s Table County
“The King and I” County
King of Pain County
King Friday the XIII County