You are the gum on my Adidas. You colonized rap because of your winky white-boy wiener. You always speak in a foreign tongue that is completely made up by you! I grew up in the ’90s. I listened to KRS-One and Public Enemy—people who had things to say. But you don’t have shit to say. All you do is pose and hug groupies. Your white-boy club of outright losers wears on my soul. You have all the right toys, a studio, a nice car, the dankest weed. You have all the right connections to your wack-ass dreams. And you are always talkin’ ’bout haters. Did you ever think that maybe people hate you because you SUCK? Did you ever think that was possible? Is the THC eating your brain? When I see you perform, I think about giving myself a hysterectomy and throwing each part of my decomposing ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, and dead vagina at you. Because the thought of the idiot girls around me being attracted to a fool like you makes me want to kill myself slowly in front of you.
—Anonymous
When was Eminem in town?
“You colonized rap because of your winky white-boy wiener”?
Am I just old or does that make no sense whatsoever?
Or yeah, maybe it’s both.
Pfffff…..Anon totally wants to fuck him, but SHE’S. TOO. UGLY!
U G. L. Y. SHE UGLY! Uh, uh, uh, wha. Wha. Wha. SHE UGLY!
Hmm.. at first I thought it was Macklemore, but he’s sober so no weed.
HOORAY for IA! Funniest one in years! Keep up the good hate!
This reads like a 13 year old white boy trying his best to sound like a black man
“When I see you perform, I think about…”
So why do you see him perform? My advice would be to stop doing that.
“When I see you perform, I think about…”
So why do you see him perform? My advice would be to stop doing that. Unless you like thinking about the dead vagina and all that.
@3: Was that your 50 cent worth?
http://tinypic.com/r/308cqh2/7
There are plenty of rappers I don’t like. I deal with it by not listening to their albums or going to their shows. Problem solved.
Justin Bieber gets no respect.
This I,A (and the COMMENTS, I’m talking braaa-vo, people!) rocks on so many levels, but especially the threat of self-hysterectomy and flinging the decomposing parts at the stage. Priceless.
Not enough COCAINE around here. And 40’s of St. Ides. Got to have the Ides.
But yeah, fat chick can’t have the rapper white boy.
@6: You nailed it for the win!
Sounds like she’s talking about Mac Miller who I think was just in town. She mad.
hahaha awesome!
@5 agreed. Best I anon in ages!
@7 & @11,
something tells me she’s not seeing this performer by choice. maybe she works at the club, or is there to see the band on after him. Otherwise why would she b saying:
“When I see you perform, I think about giving myself a hysterectomy and throwing each part of my decomposing ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, and dead vagina at you. Because the thought of the idiot girls around me being attracted to a fool like you makes me want to kill myself slowly in front of you”
hahhaha!
You hate him, but you keep going to his shows. Just break up with him already.
As much as I love hatesex, I seriously doubt she wants to fuck him even on the drunkest day. Egos borne from delusion are a turn-off.
God damn kids….get off my stage! *shakes cane at white “homie”
What is this “rap” you speak of?
“When I see you perform, I think about…”
“So why do you see him perform?”
Because she’s his personal cum-dumpster. Notice the jealousy? “All you do is pose and hug groupies.” “Because the thought of the idiot girls around me being attracted to a fool like you makes me want to kill myself slowly in front of you.”
But she won’t. Because she’s a dumb slut with no self-respect.
hahahaha I can dig it. The music industry sucks now. Rappers have nothing real to say it’s all auto tuned now. I’m 18 so I can’t say that I’m old but the shit they play now is just horrible.
@6: yes, because black men are always going on about their ovaries and fallopian tubes.
Thank you, Mischa, you beat me to it. Reading comprehension isn’t quite the standard of excellence it should be these days. Although it occasionally makes for amusing debate.
@27 and @28: I think the two of you might be missing Central Scrutinizer’s point. It sounds to me like @6 is saying that I, Anon is trying to come off as what he / she feels represents a certain stereotyped group of people only to look foolish because that’s NOT how they really are.
That’s what I was agreeing with in post @17, by the way.
Peace.
@28: I like your kitty icon. Wish I could read it.
“Because the thought of the idiot girls around me being attracted to a fool like you makes me want to kill myself slowly in front of you.” – Please do, ya racist muggy cunt.
White rappers with rare exception suck. Not that I even like rap. It all sounds like blowing ass to me.