Yes, you’re fat. You’ve finally gotten me to say it. You are fat. I
look at you, and I see three chins just waiting to embolden themselves.
I see your stomach when you stand up; it’s practically the size of the
spare tire on a French bicycle. Yes, yes, yes, you were right the first
time: You’re fat. And you’re using the excuse that you’re
breast-feeding to eat every goddamn dessert in sight. And then you,
occasionally, complain that you’re fat (not two weeks after insisting
that you’re NOT fat). Look, you’re fat. You’re repulsive to me. You’re
not the sexy beast you once were, the one that laid everybody in
Olympia twixt 12 and 20. You’re fat, and you’re shoveling down ice
cream, cannoli, and every goddamn dairy product with a trademark that
you can find—and finding every convenient excuse to do so. I
figure you will be using these excuses for the rest of your life,
because it’s easy. I’m sick of avoiding everything fatty because of my
health, whereas there is not a single cake, ice-cream cone, pie,
muffin, cupcake, or mousse that you can find it in your heart to deny
JUST ONCE. You suck these things down twice a day, then complain about
it, and then expect some words of sympathy from me. Look, YOU ARE FAT,
YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO STOP IT, AND YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN ONE IOTA OF
RESOLVE THAT YOU WILL EVER TRY TO DO SO. So you got me to say it, in my
own passive-aggressive/through-the-media manner. Why do I have to deal
with it? Self-control: It’s better than bite-size Milky Ways, Bessie.
Catch the wave. recommended

121 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  3. this one’s a real prize. how bout you carry another human being in your body for 9 months and then feed it from your body for months after that and then MAYBE you get to make any sort of commentary about fat. i hope your fat significant other leaves your ass high and dry – asshole.

  6. i lost 35lbs over the past year. it is possible. the best is when super-hot chicks comment on your healthier look. put down the dreyer’s and go outside.

  7. She won’t be fat for the rest of her life. At some point she’ll wake up, freak out, eat some more cannoli, and then the next day she’ll decide it’s time to take control of her life.

    You probably won’t be around then, but it’ll happen.

  8. My guess? This jerk off is probably making her feel bad about herself for lots of reasons and the eating is just a symptom of that. Of course, it is her choice to behave that way – overeating – but these things are seldom the fault of only one half of a partnership.

  10. Nobody likes a fatty, nevermind paying for their bloated (no pun intended, ha!) healthcare from the public coffers, but anyone who uses the word “twixt” is a douche. And stop being a passive/agressive dick. Confront or bail if you’re capable of being a man, which I kinda doubt.

  11. “Oh yeah, I’m 5’2 and weight 112 lbs.”

    Add the typical internet slimming of 50 lbs. Subtract 2 inches.

    You are 5′ and 160 lbs. And probably enjoy midget-porn.

  13. Dude- If you really care about her (and the baby), tell her you’re going to help her and the baby by working out an eating plan to help them both be healthy. And gain some weight yourself by growing a pair…

  14. Stavick – did you pick that up from Adam Carolla? Because I was about to do the same internet math. Though mine would have gone as such:

    +10 lbs for internet
    +5 lbs for commenting on blogs
    +5 lbs for announcing her height & size.
    – 2 inches for renouncing the author.

  16. Breastfeeding actually helps lose baby weight faster. Unless you’re just eating crap all day. Then, no. Don’t blame the breastfeeding. Women been doing it for years.

  17. So, she was the village bike. Now she wants to lay around like a lawn chair and pound pastrys. Her body, her call. What do you know anyway, I Anon ? You’re caught up in a hell of your own devising. So quit ragging on old girl. Oh yeah, my shit is smellier than yours!

  18. stavick – are there really people out there who DON’T enjoy midget porn?

    Also, I love how any time there’s any mention of fat people, all the fat people come out of the woodwork to tell us that there’s something wrong with US for not being attracted to 50 extra pounds of blubber. If I wanted to fuck a walrus, I’d live in the Yukon.

  19. BRAVO, BRAVO. Yes Sir you hit it right on the head, the epidemic of the pregnant girl blooming to hundreds of extra pounds when pregnant.The fact is these girls stay skinny just long enough to get pregnant then they got your wallet for 18 years! you can leave now or put up with her ever increasing girth. Guess what youll still be paying for her Hagen Daz for years to come! The old excuse of eating for two is bullshit, If that were true she would only eat healthy foods, watch her caloric intake, exercise, etc. Sorry its just an excuse to be a pig. Dont lie, tell her shes getting fat. If you care about the girl,and the baby do be proactive and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Get rid of the crap, make her exercise, show her some before, and after pics if neccecary, or just cut your losses be real, bail, and get out your wallet and give her half your shit for next 20 years. P.S. I,Anon much better this is the stuff, or closer anyway

  21. SausageFingers, if it weren’t for fatties and smokers dying off at the rate they are, not only would universal health care be completely untenable, fewer people than there are now would have any access to a doctor. Too many people live to a ripe old age, and elderly healthcare is the most expensive of all. That’s why every morning I hug and kiss a fatty smoker: my boyfriend. Mwah! Thanks honey!

  24. My Name,

    I’m not fat. Why would I hate myself? Odd reasoning there…

    Dirty Time,

    I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter….

    Sheryl,

    You make a good point. Pass the bacon.

  25. I am so fucking sick and tired of fatties blaming everything but themselves for their blubber, and then expecting everyone to be ATTRACTED TO THEM. Its simple math, people….consume FEWER calories than you use during the day to lose weight. SO FUCKING WHAT if your metabolism is “slow”, you still SIMPLY need to consume fewer calories. Get off your asses and quit eating crap, fatties. We learned this math in FIRST GRADE.

  26. Yeah, nobody likes a fatty Sausage Fingers. It’s the last bastion of acceptable prejudice. Not all fat people are unhealthy, and not all thin people are healthy. The term “Fatty” is intended to diminish,embarrass, and render invisible the person to whom it is leveled. Insurance companies will pay to treat alcoholics and smoke cessation but try and get them to pay for bariatric surgery for the morbidly obese.

    All fat people are lazy couch potato face stuffers and all thin people are paragons of self control, right? And mocking fat people is presumed to help motivate them to change their slothful ways, but in fact has the opposite effect. Fat people are so ostracized, is it any surprise that their only solace and friend is food?

    It is you, Sausage Fingers, who is the douche. Kiss my fat ass.

  27. You suck,

    Actually it’s one of two final bastions of acceptable prejudice, the other being black on white hatred, but that is another story all together…

    Keep it up with the excuses for being fat, though. Face it, you eat too much and exercise too little. Simple as that. No one owes you a damn thing. I’ve been both fat and an alcoholic in my lifetime. Wanna know how I stopped being fat? I stopped eating and worked my way up to running 75 miles a week. You do the same and you won’t be fat anymore either. Wanna know how I stopped being an alcoholic? I stopped drinking.

  30. i like fat chicks. it really depends on how the fat is shaped though.

    there are attractive fat girls and there are unattractive fat girls.

    its in the eye of the beholder

  31. Lovely way to talk about the mother of your child, in a public forum no less. I am assuming she would rather fill her mouth with sweets than with a dick that’s attached to a complete piece of shit.

  32. So she bares a child, and IS eating for two, and doesn’t have time to do the overly rigorous maintenance necessary to maintain the tiny body you seem to demand (probably because you aren’t helping her do jack shit), and then you decide that it is her job to be sexy for you RIGHT NOW. because it’s all about you- right? right?

  33. holy crap, I can’t believe how many people think that just because a fatty doesn’t want to be CALLED a fatty means that they expect everyone to want to fuck them. I’m a person of size (yeah I said it, deal with it) and I realize that there are a lot of people out there who wouldn’t be sexually attracted to me because of that. But that is NO reason to call me or any other big person nasty names, or treat them like crap. Seriously, you people can fuck right off.

    Size acceptance isn’t about forcing everyone to get all hot and bothered about extra pounds. It’s about teaching that overweight people aren’t lazy, bad, nor do they somehow deserve to be ostricized because they are not the social norm. And PUHLEASE don’t get me started on how fat people are ruining health insurance. Because let me tell you how sorry I feel for the average skinny minny who goes to the doctor and actually gets TREATED for what ails them instead of being told that everything will be fine if they “just lose some weight.” Because if it was easy to just lose some weight, don’t you think we would have done it already?

    And to those people who would call ME a couch potato. Again with the fucking right off. Yup, when I get home from work I sit on the couch and watch tv. Wanna know why I’m not all gung-ho about going to the gym? Because I work as a catering chef, and my average day is 10-16 hours working on my feet. So, I know it would be better for me to get out there and get some exercise, but honestly I’m just too damned tired.

  34. If I Anonymous doesn’t want her I’m sure there are plenty out there who do! She won’t always be breastfeeding but if she is smart she will dump the easy 150 pounds first…you.
    Curves in all the right places beats straight up and down any day! And as for the larger than curvy people….I know men who won’t settle for anything less. As my sister once said there is a seat for every ass.

  35. She sounds like she has postpartum depression, compounded by the fact that she married a shallow, nasty asshole who resents that she’s eating stuff he can’t. Calling the mother of your child “Bessie” sucks ass. Know what else contributes to weight gain? Lack of sleep, stress and no time to exercise. You don’t like her weight gain? Do the 3 a.m. feeding and watch the kid so she can go to a gym. 15 years from now the kid will be writing in about what an asshole his dad is.

  37. Dude, can I assume she is breast-feeding your child? And since you didn’t hand it off to a nice pair of faggots to raise, you might be TRYING to raise it together. So ask yourself:

    –What is wrong with YOU that she doesn’t care whether you get near her and knock her up again so she gets another round of squalling, wet diapers, sleep disturbances, hormonal yo-yoing and probably disrespect from you?

    –What does she see in the ice cream that she doesn’t see in you? If you aren’t doing more laundry, housecleaning, trash removal and contribution to the household than the box of icecream, at least the box of icecream is not going all judgmental on her ass.

    –Have you ever heard of post-partum depression? It’s a REAL problem. Women get it lots of ways but lots of times overeating can be a symptom of depression. It might be something you or she could ask her doctor about though if her doctor has any brain cells they should be screening for depression anyway. And if she doesn’t have a doctor, you both need one.

    So my advice:
    It’s totally understandable to be concerned about her weight even if the first reason that comes to mind is you just want to screw her ass some more.
    Hire a babysitter.
    Take her to a nice Valentine’s outing.
    Hug and kiss her and tell her you love her and you can see all the ways the baby has changed your lives.
    Talk about the good stuff.
    Talk about what is hard for you.
    Ask her what is hard for her.
    ASK her whether there are things you can do to make her burderns easier.
    Find out whether she is getting good emotional support from her family or from other moms because they can do a bunch of stuff you cannot.
    Find yourself some other young dads to be friends with because they can help in ways she cannot.
    Be honest and tell her you miss the sexy babe she used to be. Tell her you are worried about her health. If writing all over the paper was the first time you have said anything, you need to keep trying and get yourself some mental health assistance too.

    Seriously, talk can be amazingly sexy and she deserves to have you try. I do not guarantee all this will work, but if you try at least you will look like a lot less of a turd than you do right now.

  38. i’m pretty fat.

    i’m also a lot of other things.

    like smart enough not to allow people to abuse me or negate my opinions just because i’m fat.

    i hope she leaves that asshole.
    and i hope you, concerned citizen, learn that there is more to people than their size.
    i won’t hold my breath regarding either tip though.

  40. I can’t wait to read your lament once your kid is about five, and your wife is down to a size 8 again and headed out to meet her lover when it’s your night for custody. For many women, losing control of their bodies during pregnancy is a relief. You become huge, then less huge when the baby is born, then totally devoted to the kid for the first few years. Not having to worry about being sexy for a few years is a relief for many women, and you should let her enjoy that. The guy who wants his wife to be the slim wild child he fell in love with six months after delivering inevitably becomes the douche bag who constantly whines about sex. Just chill out for a while. Go masturbate. Give her some space, and plenty of backrubs, then come back to the game. Trust me. She’ll be ready for you. She gave up her body for nine months to carry the kid, another year plus to breast feed, then another year plus tending to the kid before he learned to play well with others. You give up desire for two years. Its a fair trade. Guys who get this and roll with it are the ones who stay happily married and get sex all the time. Get with the program, dude, and get over yourself. For the next few years, it’s all about the kid.

  41. oh yeah, peta. that’s how it works. i carried my boy to a nice healthy 9 pounds at birth without gaining an ounce. i looked like marilyn monroe after giving birth, and continued to do so for a year or so after, because i was nursing full time due to the vexing dearth of monetary sources necessary to buy little things like ‘formula’.

    i didn’t, in fact, have any money through the pregnancy, or until he was over two years old, when i finally went on assistance for a bit and then became employed. adding to this adventure, those three hour a night sleeps were a real hoot.

    guess why i was so skinny?

    perhaps the same reason the cops were notified once (to say nothing of all the times they weren’t) when i went off on him (actually, i went off on a garbage can with my mcdonald’s tray — but it was quite the performance) one depressing february afternoon?

    allow me to clarify: i was a fucking psychotic, starving, sleep deprived, hormonally whacked-out mess. childrearing/nursing is quite taxing on the body. but let me tell you, original poster, i was hawt. it sounds like you would have approved — psychotic, evil AND abusive! feeling hot hot hot!

    why don’t you deny her the monetary resources that allow her to fatten up?

    it sounds like that’s what she really needs…

    enjoy that eighteen years of child support. you can damned well be sure my son’s father won’t………..

  43. OH GOD, fat … the horror beyond all others…

    I am over weight but very good looking … you should have my sex life … fuck yourself and your tiny dick

  44. Pregnancy only requires 300 calories- thats a fucking PB sandwich. Lactating moms don’t require much more. Calcium intake is a different game. The I Anon complains of dairy ingestion. Many women crave cows milk during both pregnancy and lactation because both are high in protein and calcium.
    Pregnant and Lactating women will result to Pica- craving of things- to resolve mineral imbalances. While no one has the excuse to make themselves a fat fuck, check your diet. She has different needs then yours. Especially if you are vegan.
    If she is eating around your needs- she will consume more calories then she needs.
    Of course it could be the whole horse and BS. Man knocks up girl, I am safe you stay with me always… been both places.

  45. k knows so much. heed his wisdom! marvel as he sucks down another pack of camel lights as he extolls the martyr vegan, mocking yet another lazy pregnant bitch.

    chuckle as he writes yet another child support check!

    three hundred calories times three, if the state has any sense of decency, dollars, every month until your precious underfed offspring graduates into life, which is more than i can say for you…

  46. We grow humans inside of our bodies.
    Even though I know it’s how everyone who has ever lived got here, it still sounds so amazing to me.
    Some cells slowly change into a live human, that you can feel kicking and moving inside of you.
    That’s not even the crazy part!
    After all of this, a child somehow gets out of your body. No matter how many books you read, or movies you watch… no matter how confident you are , nothing can prepare you for all the ways your life changes the very moment that child is out. All at once, there is a person. A person who is completely dependent on YOU.
    I don’t think I ever really knew what it meant to be tired until I had a child. Mothers are far stronger than anyone will ever know.
    I have been a fatty my whole life, but I gained more weight then I would like to admit(OK 70 pounds!!!60 I have been able to shed) while growing my small human. I think I know WHY too.
    YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE.
    This person who has no means of getting around without you, eats what you eat, breathes what you breathe, and shares that guilt filled glass of wine you allow yourself once a week. Most likely you are holding down a full time job and sustaining a human life with milk from your BOOBS. If this girl has “Anonymous” as a Baby Daddy… I am sure of two things:
    1. She’s probably doing EVERYTHING herself.
    2. She deserves to have a vice! Right now that vice is cannoli!

    Did you know that there is a certain point in weight loss where you go from being fat to just overweight, and strangers treat you differently?. One day I went to the store, juggling my tantrum throwing daughter in one hand and a cart in the other, as usual. Some guy asked if I needed help. I looked at him like he was nuts. Me? No one at the store had tried to help me in a year!
    So, Women do the most selfless important job there is… and yet we receive constant criticism and are judged on our excess body fat. Really?
    I hope my kid is a lesbian. I am not joking.

  49. “Dirtytime, You are right, no one is trying to fuck you, here or anywhere.”

    The point, walrus, is that no one is trying to fuck me because I am an insufferable prick and not because I’m a slob with no self-respect who packs a FUPA the size of a Prius in the front of their stretch pants.

  50. god i love this woman (fatty mcfat, that is). she and i could dish all week.

    for what it’s worth, i don’t think your weight loss necessarily affected whether you were asked if you would accept any help. i figure for about every 200 public displays of tantrum, i got about 2 offers, and i was relatively fetching at the time..

    (p.s. my comment to you was meant as a compliment, not a dis. rereading it, it sounds a little sarcastic. from one service industry pro/single mom to another….)

    alright, that’s enough back scratching for now…

  51. All the fat people stick together because they know they can’t lose weight, and it makes them defensive.

    Of course he’s grossed out. Nothing worse than some whiny post-pregancy chick gorging herself while demanding that you reinforce her false impression of herself.

  53. isn’t “i anonymous” moot by now? with all of the comment spaces on this bitch and no need to present i.d. everyone is doing it.

    dear stupid fucking children,
    your mothers are knocked-up whores. adopt a baby for jesus you selfish unplanned pregnancies! and those sperm banks that can’t use birth control should get “fixed”.

    sincerely,
    non-breeding college grad with issues because my bio-mom was a knocked-up whore.

  54. Actually, some people overeat, and it is not related to who they are with. Newsflash, being fat and/or overeating is not necessarily a by product of an unsupportive partner. Some people are just fat assholes.

  56. Psychobabble, just because you have issues doesn’t mean everyone else does. My bio-mom was a knocked-up whore (not a literal whore, if yours was disregard this message) and my issues are completely unrelated, except the ones that have to do with genetics. Also, that has nothing to do with whether “I Anonymous” is a good idea. You’re a moron.

  57. I have to say that it sounds like a HUGE issue to you that you have a “fat” girlfriend……at least I think it’s a girlfriend. Either way, people all have different issues at different times and these cause them to gain and/or lose weight depending. If you actually love this person (in a friendship way or more– disregardless) maybe you could be more supportive and play a more interactice role in her life. There’s lots of things physically that you can suggest doing that will…A.) Make her feel good by being active B.) Make her appreciate her own physical well-being and C.) Also lead to your appreciateiation of her as a human being. Physical appearance ISN’T as important as you think in the long run. People are people and they can be amazing and “oversize” or “petite” and “empty”. Usually I find that everyone I meet that is truly happy with their own lives and selves are truly beautiful regardless of their weight and/or size. Are you happy? Life is hard sometimes, but it is also so amazing and filled with so much beauty and opportunity……..Step back and take the ADVANTAGE of realizing this………

  58. ooohhh peta has resorted to the ubiquitous ‘moo!’. whip out a ‘soo-wheee!’ and y’all gots us heifers right in our place.

    cause reading these comments renders y’all kinda stoopid, doen’ it?

    god, please make me a man in my next life, that i might be blessed with superior strength and metabolic capabilities, the cojones to walk over others who will allow, and the endless capacity for unemployment vis-a-vis world of warcraft…..

    hey! a girl can dream…

  60. Oh yeah — it’s the GUY’S fault she shovels down crappy food. It’s the GUY’S fault she’s fat. I’m being SARCASTIC you clueless retard apologists and whiny victim-loving dipshits. When she’s so fat she can’t wipe her ass anymore and her hips are giving out, you can go to her house and clean her crack, give her a big gender-affirming hug and breathe deep the aroma of feeling sorry for yourself.

  62. Sausage Fingers, I find it extremely unlikely that you run 75 miles a week. That’s more than 10 miles a day. That said I find the rest of your posts about as reasonable as expecting people to run 75 miles a week, which would take over two hours a day for people of Olympic Marathon quality, and somewhere around 3hrs for a regular very fit person.

  63. Good I, Anonymous this week. Look, I’ve never been pregnant but I see the way a lot of women eat dairy, and I feel for this guy. Ask any therapist–if you balloon up more than 15 pounds, it’s a form of betrayal in marriage… you’re changing the person you were before he married you. This lady needs to go work out, and become the kind of person who enjoys taking care of herself. Even if it’s with DVDs at home, On Demand Exercise or a gym membership…

    If my husband ever gained 50 pounds, I would be freaking pissed.

  65. I don’t think anyone is saying it’s really HIS fault SHE gained weight. But it is HIS fault that he is an asshole.
    If he doesn’t like it, he should hit the road. He should get a vasectomy so he won’t have to see anymore repulsive nursing fat ladies ever again.
    I think my point is that people who hate other people because of their appearance, are fucking losers.
    SHE, should loose weight because it sounds like she is uncomfortable. Not because HE is repulsed by her.
    People have the right to not want to see fat people naked. Those people shouldn’t date fat chicks. And they should warn anyone who they sleep with, that they are indeed shallow and superficial, and that their opinion of people is based on outer appearence. That way, the other person know ahead of time that maybe this is someone she/he doesn’t want to breed with. Or, visa-versa. She should tell him she may get fat someday, and see if it’s an issue.
    I’ve been fat. I’ve been thin. I’ve had crushes on fat people, and on fit ones. I don’t think it’s a reason to hate someone.
    I’m not seeking anyone else’s approval. If you love yourself, other people will love you too. I don’t think anyone should be with someone who repulses them, or with someone who is repulsed by them.
    And “fit”, If you hate fat people… don’t make eye contact with them! Just leave em alone.
    And anyone who has never had weight issues or a child really doesn’t have a clue what is like. That’s why they shouldn’t give out advise.

  66. At least you can see that fat people are fat. Jerks come in all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately, we usually can’t tell this just by looking at someone.

    People really do treat you differently when you are thin. I wish the people who treated me like shit when I was fat still treated me like shit. That way, at least I’d know who I was dealing with.

  67. fatties get treated like shit because they are a disgrace to the species and unfit for breeding. If you subsequently become HWP, you are no longer treated like shit because you no longer ARE shit. It’s really not disingenuous.

  69. “My guess? This jerk off is probably making her feel bad about herself for lots of reasons and the eating is just a symptom of that. Of course, it is her choice to behave that way – overeating – but these things are seldom the fault of only one half of a partnership.”

    Which is why this “jerk off” has to explode in anonymity about how he or she has never acknowledges his or her fatness? I know if I were a jerkoff, I would just tell the fat fattie that he or she was fat. But like Anonymous, I’m not. So I wouldn’t. This person is obviously fishing for BS compliments all the time, and has clearly been GETTING them, or this catharsis would be unnecessary. We need to quit universally blaming healthy people for unhealthy people’s poor health.

  70. Actually, SausageFingers, obese folks cost less in healthcare than skinny folks because they die so much earlier. It’s all the toned 70 year old assholes who are “stealing” from the public coffers. If you really cared about society you’d go pick up a burger and fries and drop dead at fifty-five.

  71. To everyone making hateful comments about overweight/obese people: When you are judgmental it is because you are afraid. Terrified, in fact, of what it is you are judging. Don’t take my word for it, ask a psychologist. When you see a fat person and think something judgmental, it is a safe bet you have some issues with food or a fear that yes, you too may become fat someday. And when you post a hateful comment on blog…dude, you need some help because for whatever reason you are in serious pain. I bet you hate yourself. Again, don’t take my word for it. (You probably won’t anyway, will you?) I challenge you: take a moment, quiet the mind, and look into your own heart. You are a scared and hurt aren’t you?

    Sigh. Not that you will. I guess I am saying this for those who may be hurt by your hateful comments. To those I say, “Fuck ’em.” Let them sit in their misery. Go live your life. I am.

    By the way, I used to be obese and now I am not. I used to hate myself for it, but the thing that drove me to lose the weight was that I decided to love myself. We live in a culture of self-loathing and body image issues, and those that are caught up in it often don’t even know it. Love yourself–it is a revolutionary act.

  73. Gaaah! Having a baby does not consign you to a life of being overweight, nor does it take away every ounce of self-control you once had. The nursing baby does not demand enough nourishment to justify eating everything within sight. Examine why (from a psychological standpoint) you’re eating so much, address your issues and take care of your body. And yes, I’ve had two babies, nursed them for months, and lost every single pound both times. Through gentle exercise and reasonable eating. That’s all it takes.

  74. using breast feeding as an excuse to over eat, especially dessert, is wrong. she could just admit to loving food. i nurse my child and i eat all day, fruit, veggies, sweet potatos,and desserts which are nice occasionally but not as a constant excuse. i’m in better shape than before i had my child.

  75. I’ve always found it amusing that people feel they have the right to comment on others weight/appearance. I’m fat, do I give a damn what you think, nope, not really. I have medical reasons for mine, and teh only reason I’m not 100 lbs heavier, is because I do exercise, and do my damnedest to keep the weight down.

    When you make nasty comments to complete strangers about their weight, all you’ve shown is what an ass you are, and how little compassion and common sense you have.
    It doesn’t matter much in the long run…..people will always find something to bitch about. Whether it be weight or something else. Humans are judgemental by nature.

  77. ”specially when you play the tuba when they walk’

    see, that’s the kind of comment that i like, because it’s so over the top that one can’t possibly judge it from its poster, but is rather forced to seize the irony that its origin exudes.

    did i actually mention that i’m in love with fatty mcfatterson?

    she’s so fucking brilliant she makes ‘the voice of reason’ seem like a screaming lykus episode.

    …which, not surprisingly, this thread has become.

  78. Ha! I like the tuba comment, too. Hey thanks irv! I love you too.

    You know, I actually used that line on a guy I was seeing a few weeks ago. If he reads this he’s totally gonna know it’s me. I said… ” I’m not blaming you for _______, I’m only blaming you for being an asshole about it!”
    I thought, “Hey good one, Fatty!” and I reused it.
    Oh, that is whole different “I Anonymous” though…

  79. Late to the game here- the frenzy of hate has died down.

    Let me give you the skinny- I’m skinny. And you know how I keep it that way? I starve myself. In my case, it is not a simple matter of calories in, calories out and exercise. If I eat normally, if I consume healthy foods, abstaining from over-indulgence, dessert, alcohol- I gain weight. It is not something everyone is equal on. No, I don’t have some mysterious medical issue that spurs this on. I am genetically pre-disposed to be fat. I can’t change that. It’s like I’m constantly running from this fat-monster. One of these days, I’ll trip and it’ll get me. And you know what? It’ll be damn nice to have a fucking cookie.

  80. She’s fat, You’re an angry ass, so what, you’re both pathetic and the fact that you’re such a wimp that you have to spew on I anonymous just makes it all the worse. Get help!

    And yeah, where the hell can you find a good canoli in town? Mousse?

  81. Wait, wait!! I thought his concern was that she kept complaining and worrying while still eating! I think the guy is at his wit’s end over her mixed messages. Of course he’s frustrated. SHE’s frustrated. But being honest and supportive AND calling bullshit when he hears the contradictions can help. A lot. She could probably use a lot more help with the baby, too.

  82. HaHaHa – ahh That rocks! I just got out of a relationship with a pig…. It sucks. It’s inappropriate to tell someone they are getting fat. But then a person has to be subjected to all their lame excuses. My ex even had the nerve to blame her weight gain on me due to the fact that I said I would love her no matter what size she was.

  83. you obviously secretly want to shove the like down your throat. cultivate some more useful skills such as empathy, communication, etc. perhaps try and be a bit more loving, you can confront the situation without blaring out the whole noncreative you’re fat fatty saying. such as, lets go for a walk. massage her g/d feet. stop being so uninventive. boring. the world doesnt have time for this nonsense.

  85. Making fun of fat people? My god…it’s not just brilliant – it’s revolutionary. Could some amoral assholes please give this guy a soapbox? Oh wait.

  86. French bicycles have spare tires? Bicycle tires are thin, right? I don’t understand this guy, but here’s a clue to him, there are three kinds of women: the ones who are fat now, the ones who aren’t fat yet, and the unbearable ones whose existences revolve around dieting (who are mostly fat too). Learn to love fat, or learn to suck dick.

  87. ‘I see your stomach when you stand up; it’s practically the size of the spare tire on a French bicycle.’

    Can someone explain to me how on earth a woman’s stomach could get that big? A breastfeeding woman? Is there some sort of connection? Because I’m medically retarded and understand nothing about biology and get all my information about women’s bodies from In Touch.

  89. Technically, we don’t even know if this is a guy or if the kid is his (I didn’t read the comments, for all we know this could be a woman writing in about some roommate who ended up preggers). All that’s been said is hey, breast-feeding woman. Stop fishing for undue compliments and reassurance about your body image when you’re also downing daily butterfat like nobody’s business.

  90. She’s not happy being fat. Quit buying the dairy and sweets and eat tons of fresh fruit and veggies. You can eat an enormous salad that satisfies the compulsion to eat a lot of food (if you’re a “volume eater”) and will start to lose the weight. You will learn to favor delicious healthy food over sweets. If you don’t, then get used to being fat and ridiculed by all of the pacific northwest.

  91. Anon isn’t just angry that she’s fat. He’s angry that she clearly has stopped caring about how she looks to him (except to play P/A mind-games to get him to tell her she’s still pretty when she knows she’s not).

    Letting oneself go (absent a disease or other extenuating circumstance) is a betrayal. Simple as that.

    I’ve been pregnant. Twice. Nursed them both. Didn’t become fat. Why? Because I didn’t give in to the fatigue and the hormones. And because I didn’t shut my husband out.

    The author is dead right on this one.

  92. I hope she leaves your sorry ass…fucking coward! You post anonymously, but I’m sure she’s read it already, or at the very least, felt it. She probably eats because of you, dumbass…obviously, you don’t make her feel good about herself. Are you even capable of feeling empathy or are you a sociopath? I assume you’re perfect, of course…you dumbfuck! I hope you never breed again…

  93. Two passive aggressive people having at it… The best way to solve this is sex. I say this because she’ll realize she wants to be hot for sex and that sex isn’t comfortable while fat (also a great way to burn calories – and she can’t get pregnant while breastfeeding), and at the same time you’ll mellow out. Yeah sure you can’t get in the mood while she’s a whale, think of something else – watch a porn together whatever, but the thing is she thinks she’s done with the whole sexual part of her life since she’s a mommy now – you must prove her wrong!

  94. By the way, there is no side to take on this issue – sure the guys a jackass who needs a swift kick in the arse for posting this on a newspaper, but at the same time she’s passive aggressively eating him out of her life. And on the other hand she’s just given birth to a child and weight loss takes time and effort she doesn’t have much room for now that she’s a mommy – both of them are wrong and right. What they need most is compassion for eachother.

  95. Oh I am so sure that fat people are at the front of the line when it comes to using up the public coffers for healthcare. Dude what healthcare?
    And I just love people who need to project their anger and hostility onto fatpeople. They sound just like the right wingers who want everybody to be straight and married before they can have sex.
    “One thing you can’t hide, is when you’re crippled inside.” (John Lennon)

    So hey make yourself happy, be rude to a fat person today

  97. i have this fat friend – he’s big, not like freak show big but like fat american tub-o-lard kinda fat. dude eats like 6 meals a day, with appitizers and desert each time, and chows brownies more or less non-stop in between meals. it’s like he’s TRYING to be fat!

  98. Pregnancy and breastfeeding mess big time with your metabolism and eating habits. And the stress and sleep loss that inevitably come with caring for an infant don’t help. Mr. Anonymous, you sound like an incredible jerk.

  99. Mr. Anonymous might be a mean bastard but… When I was in my “birth-preparation-course” as it is called over here in good old Switzerland, half of the girls in my “class” were stuffing their faces like in some weird weight-gaining contest, you could actually SEE them getting fatter from week to week (and we are not talking about a growing baby belly). Yes, eating a yoghurt a day is healthy but 7 on top of 3 regular meals? And then you gals brag about it… I am confused. Becoming a mom does not mean you have to become a Sumo wrestler, you know.

  100. The poster is probably a jerk, but what I read from this is a guy who is incredibly frustrated.

    As the thin wife of a not-so-thin man (he was large when I married him and has gained a small amount of weight in the 2 years we’ve been married), I have to say it gets frustrating when I see him eating huge meals and desserts and playing video game instead of exercising. I feel like he is being selfish by compromising his health this way. I know I’m probably selfish too, but I don’t want to be a single mother or a young widow. I love him and want to have a long, healthy life together.

    But I knew what I was getting into when I married him, and I still think he’s sexy, so I suppose I shouldn’t complain too much (especially since genetics are on my side when it comes to weight).

  101. i looooove fat men.

    big, strong fat men, who can pick up a truck and make me feel TIIINY!!

    to the commenter who suggested footrubs and etc: i’ve never been inclined to lose weight for anyone, save a recent lover who did all of the above (footrubs, amazing sex, compliments galore), in large part because he wouldn’t stop gassing on about how sexy i was (the bathroom mirror’s evidence to the contrary). i’m of the school of thought that one wants to be the best possible version of oneself for s/he who thinks you’re hawt.

    the op’s baby’s momma, as far as i’m concerned (cause i’ve been there, without support) walks on water

    for all those who mock our childrearing efforts (and i’ve been within earshot of those who do), feel free to mock.

    …and then leave.

    it’s easier without you: child support services will take care of the rest….

  102. I’m so sick of defensive breeders! This women sounds like a total pig and a parasite but it’s all good because baby’s are sacred, bullshit! The country is overpopulated breeders aren’t special just a burden to an already stressed eco system!

  103. I’m also guessing that this was posted by the husband/babydaddy of the fat woman in question, but this is just a guess, right? Couldn’t anonymous have a different relationship with her, and/or even be a woman? Did I miss something?

  104. This could be written about me. I have yet to lose the weight from my 6 month old. I too eat stuff I know I shouldn’t. But after months of eating only 120 grams of carbs a day due to gestational diabetes, I am now ready to spend a few months eating without counting. And if that bothers the man who put a total of 5 minutes into the actual production of the child who took over my body for 9 months, then screw him. He got to come, comment on stretch marks for almost a year, sleep and then hold a camera and say push while I was in labor for 24 hours, and now that I’m a human dairy farm he can just shut up about my weight gain. If he thinks he can do better then he is willing to try next time. I will lose the weight, just maybe not on anyone else’s timetable, and I think that’s probably how Anon’s target feels too.

  106. Having a baby does not equivocate into a complete disregard for your body. Having a fat partner does not eqivocate into a complete disregard for being a “team” player. You’re both wrong.

  108. Maybe she needs this said to her face. That may work.

    And to RQE… it is this persons choice to cram food. I was in a bad relationship and was made to feel like the scum of the earth… did I cram my face full of food?
    NO! I removed myself from the situation.

    And there is no good enough excuse on earth to cram your face full of fatty things then whine about it.

  109. I don’t get it. This person is whining because someone isn’t restraining when it comes to what they eat and he/she is? Who cares about health, that’s really not your place to demand of someone when it doesn’t effect you.

    Or is it really just that you’re whining that you have to listen to him/her complain? Because, if this letter is any indication, I’m sure he/she has to listen to a lot of that from you too.

  111. Seriously, if anyone has found a decent cannoli in Seattle, I need to know where. And anything where the cream is added prior to the request of the customer does not count.

  112. Eating smaller servings of healthier food is hard.

    Being scorned by judgmental people for being fat is hard.

    Right now it is easier being fat in this country then it is to eat healthy.

    You want to help someone lose weight? Ridicule them until it is easier to eat healthy then it is to be fat.

    Simple.

  114. She got her husband, she got her baby, now she doesn’t care anymore, she doesn’t bother with preserving her health or her looks and she never will. Divorce her, get joint custody and marry somebody that actually cares about herself and you. And for those of you bitching about how hard it is to carry a baby for 9 months, give it a rest, 50% of the worlds population do that and it’s only in America that people seem to think it’s an excuse to gain 100lbs for the rest of your life.

  115. Okay; from what we can deduce the woman has a new baby (sounds like the first) and a douche bag for a mate. One or the other alone is sufficient to cause epic stress, but both is a sure recipe for cannolis, er, I mean disaster. Some people drink, some smoke, some sleep, some shop, but there are a lot of people who eat to cope with stress. Nothing unusual there. If she said she wasn’t fat two weeks ago, then it’s been a topic for discussion. He can see her belly when she stands up? Really? Huh. That never happens right after you pop a baby out. We all look like Beyonce in two weeks with no effort.

    My point? I hope that she DTMFA, figures out a few things about coping with stress and nuturition, and gets on with her life sans cannoli. (But seriously; you know where you can get a good one??)

  116. I agree that this I anonymous is pretty doucheful, especially considering that this woman just had a baby and all. But… saying that overeating/fatness is “seldom the fault of only one half of a partnership” is a bit much. I acknowledge the possibility that someone might overeat due to emotional problems caused by a partner, but 1. I doubt that the majority of fat people are fat because of their partners, and 2. If you overeat because you’re in emotional turmoil, beyond the occassional ice cream binge on a super depressing day, it is YOUR problem and YOU need to fix it – get yourself some therapy to learn how to deal with your issues in some ways other than overeating, such as confronting the people making you feel that way about their assholery, choosing better relationships, or learning some stress relief techniques. Seriously, what ever happened to personal responsibility in this country?

  118. Wow, I am never having kids. This is every woman’s worst nightmare, that their partner is secretly a douchebag that doesn’t get that pregnancy makes you fat temporarily, and you can’t lose 9 months of baby weight instantly. This is seriously the most terrifying I, Anonymous on record.

    I’ve never breast-fed, but it sounds like the kind of thing that would make you fucking hungry.
    Also, like RQE, I’m not fat. 5’8″ and 135.

  119. I am really intrigued by the many variations of “I hope she dumps him because she deserves better.” Um and where exactly IS Brad Pitt, when he could be romancing a sexless, fat slob? Oh, riiight… So, since Brad is busy, who exactly is going to be bothered with this hot mess? Fat is not attractive, letting yourself go is not attractive, wantinh a kid and then using the kid for 2 decades as an excuse to be gross is also awful. Lots of women have kids, and have had kids for all eternity. They did not, until the last couple of decades, remain beached whales and demand that anyone think they are sexy. You can be fat or you can be sexy, but really, despite all the big fat people screeching otherwise, you cannot be both. A man who renegs on HIS part of a marriage would be crucified, but spawning a kid is some magic get-out-of-jail-free card for women, it’s BS.

  120. Oh og217, that’s such bullshit. This woman is breast-feeding. That means she just had a kid. My mom had four kids, and she re-bounded quite nicely after each one. But the fact remains that pregnancy forces you to get fat, and stay fat for a bit to nurse your kid. Did my dad freak out and demand she be thin and sexy at all times? No. He grew a pair and helped her out with what were HIS kids too.
    As many men let themselves go as women, and they aren’t forced to gain weight every time they have a kid. This idea that women use their children to get money from men, or to gain weight, is ridiculous. Women don’t spend child support on themselves, they spend it on their CHILDREN, who apparently, some men don’t feel they have to put a lot of time into caring for. When you have kids, your days of spending money on yourself are largely over.

  121. Stupid fat fucks don’t want to do shit but are fine complaining about their fat asses while sucking on a tub of ice cream and THEN you complain it’s the healthy (not code for normal weight, normal weight IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HEALTHY) people’s fault for making you feel bad so you HAVE to fucking eat another truck full of cookies.
    Stupid fucks. Run or roll away.

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