Yes, you’re fat. You’ve finally gotten me to say it. You are fat. I
look at you, and I see three chins just waiting to embolden themselves.
I see your stomach when you stand up; it’s practically the size of the
spare tire on a French bicycle. Yes, yes, yes, you were right the first
time: You’re fat. And you’re using the excuse that you’re
breast-feeding to eat every goddamn dessert in sight. And then you,
occasionally, complain that you’re fat (not two weeks after insisting
that you’re NOT fat). Look, you’re fat. You’re repulsive to me. You’re
not the sexy beast you once were, the one that laid everybody in
Olympia twixt 12 and 20. You’re fat, and you’re shoveling down ice
cream, cannoli, and every goddamn dairy product with a trademark that
you can find—and finding every convenient excuse to do so. I
figure you will be using these excuses for the rest of your life,
because it’s easy. I’m sick of avoiding everything fatty because of my
health, whereas there is not a single cake, ice-cream cone, pie,
muffin, cupcake, or mousse that you can find it in your heart to deny
JUST ONCE. You suck these things down twice a day, then complain about
it, and then expect some words of sympathy from me. Look, YOU ARE FAT,
YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO STOP IT, AND YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN ONE IOTA OF
RESOLVE THAT YOU WILL EVER TRY TO DO SO. So you got me to say it, in my
own passive-aggressive/through-the-media manner. Why do I have to deal
with it? Self-control: It’s better than bite-size Milky Ways, Bessie.
Catch the wave. 
I, Anonymous
Fine, You’re a Fat Ass
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All the fat people stick together because they know they can’t lose weight, and it makes them defensive.
Of course he’s grossed out. Nothing worse than some whiny post-pregancy chick gorging herself while demanding that you reinforce her false impression of herself.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
isn’t “i anonymous” moot by now? with all of the comment spaces on this bitch and no need to present i.d. everyone is doing it.
dear stupid fucking children,
your mothers are knocked-up whores. adopt a baby for jesus you selfish unplanned pregnancies! and those sperm banks that can’t use birth control should get “fixed”.
sincerely,
non-breeding college grad with issues because my bio-mom was a knocked-up whore.
Actually, some people overeat, and it is not related to who they are with. Newsflash, being fat and/or overeating is not necessarily a by product of an unsupportive partner. Some people are just fat assholes.
This is the dumbest one I’ve ever tried to read through (and, failed ultimately).
Psychobabble, just because you have issues doesn’t mean everyone else does. My bio-mom was a knocked-up whore (not a literal whore, if yours was disregard this message) and my issues are completely unrelated, except the ones that have to do with genetics. Also, that has nothing to do with whether “I Anonymous” is a good idea. You’re a moron.
I have to say that it sounds like a HUGE issue to you that you have a “fat” girlfriend……at least I think it’s a girlfriend. Either way, people all have different issues at different times and these cause them to gain and/or lose weight depending. If you actually love this person (in a friendship way or more– disregardless) maybe you could be more supportive and play a more interactice role in her life. There’s lots of things physically that you can suggest doing that will…A.) Make her feel good by being active B.) Make her appreciate her own physical well-being and C.) Also lead to your appreciateiation of her as a human being. Physical appearance ISN’T as important as you think in the long run. People are people and they can be amazing and “oversize” or “petite” and “empty”. Usually I find that everyone I meet that is truly happy with their own lives and selves are truly beautiful regardless of their weight and/or size. Are you happy? Life is hard sometimes, but it is also so amazing and filled with so much beauty and opportunity……..Step back and take the ADVANTAGE of realizing this………
ooohhh peta has resorted to the ubiquitous ‘moo!’. whip out a ‘soo-wheee!’ and y’all gots us heifers right in our place.
cause reading these comments renders y’all kinda stoopid, doen’ it?
god, please make me a man in my next life, that i might be blessed with superior strength and metabolic capabilities, the cojones to walk over others who will allow, and the endless capacity for unemployment vis-a-vis world of warcraft…..
hey! a girl can dream…
Douche is French for shower…
Oh yeah — it’s the GUY’S fault she shovels down crappy food. It’s the GUY’S fault she’s fat. I’m being SARCASTIC you clueless retard apologists and whiny victim-loving dipshits. When she’s so fat she can’t wipe her ass anymore and her hips are giving out, you can go to her house and clean her crack, give her a big gender-affirming hug and breathe deep the aroma of feeling sorry for yourself.
The worst thing about fat people is they take up too much room on the bus.
Sausage Fingers, I find it extremely unlikely that you run 75 miles a week. That’s more than 10 miles a day. That said I find the rest of your posts about as reasonable as expecting people to run 75 miles a week, which would take over two hours a day for people of Olympic Marathon quality, and somewhere around 3hrs for a regular very fit person.
Good I, Anonymous this week. Look, I’ve never been pregnant but I see the way a lot of women eat dairy, and I feel for this guy. Ask any therapist–if you balloon up more than 15 pounds, it’s a form of betrayal in marriage… you’re changing the person you were before he married you. This lady needs to go work out, and become the kind of person who enjoys taking care of herself. Even if it’s with DVDs at home, On Demand Exercise or a gym membership…
If my husband ever gained 50 pounds, I would be freaking pissed.
I hate fatties. Fit male here. Yes fat women when we make eye contact I am telling you to lose weight.
I don’t think anyone is saying it’s really HIS fault SHE gained weight. But it is HIS fault that he is an asshole.
If he doesn’t like it, he should hit the road. He should get a vasectomy so he won’t have to see anymore repulsive nursing fat ladies ever again.
I think my point is that people who hate other people because of their appearance, are fucking losers.
SHE, should loose weight because it sounds like she is uncomfortable. Not because HE is repulsed by her.
People have the right to not want to see fat people naked. Those people shouldn’t date fat chicks. And they should warn anyone who they sleep with, that they are indeed shallow and superficial, and that their opinion of people is based on outer appearence. That way, the other person know ahead of time that maybe this is someone she/he doesn’t want to breed with. Or, visa-versa. She should tell him she may get fat someday, and see if it’s an issue.
I’ve been fat. I’ve been thin. I’ve had crushes on fat people, and on fit ones. I don’t think it’s a reason to hate someone.
I’m not seeking anyone else’s approval. If you love yourself, other people will love you too. I don’t think anyone should be with someone who repulses them, or with someone who is repulsed by them.
And “fit”, If you hate fat people… don’t make eye contact with them! Just leave em alone.
And anyone who has never had weight issues or a child really doesn’t have a clue what is like. That’s why they shouldn’t give out advise.
At least you can see that fat people are fat. Jerks come in all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately, we usually can’t tell this just by looking at someone.
People really do treat you differently when you are thin. I wish the people who treated me like shit when I was fat still treated me like shit. That way, at least I’d know who I was dealing with.
fatties get treated like shit because they are a disgrace to the species and unfit for breeding. If you subsequently become HWP, you are no longer treated like shit because you no longer ARE shit. It’s really not disingenuous.
Maybe she’s suffering from PPD? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpartum_….
“My guess? This jerk off is probably making her feel bad about herself for lots of reasons and the eating is just a symptom of that. Of course, it is her choice to behave that way – overeating – but these things are seldom the fault of only one half of a partnership.”
Which is why this “jerk off” has to explode in anonymity about how he or she has never acknowledges his or her fatness? I know if I were a jerkoff, I would just tell the fat fattie that he or she was fat. But like Anonymous, I’m not. So I wouldn’t. This person is obviously fishing for BS compliments all the time, and has clearly been GETTING them, or this catharsis would be unnecessary. We need to quit universally blaming healthy people for unhealthy people’s poor health.
Actually, SausageFingers, obese folks cost less in healthcare than skinny folks because they die so much earlier. It’s all the toned 70 year old assholes who are “stealing” from the public coffers. If you really cared about society you’d go pick up a burger and fries and drop dead at fifty-five.
To everyone making hateful comments about overweight/obese people: When you are judgmental it is because you are afraid. Terrified, in fact, of what it is you are judging. Don’t take my word for it, ask a psychologist. When you see a fat person and think something judgmental, it is a safe bet you have some issues with food or a fear that yes, you too may become fat someday. And when you post a hateful comment on blog…dude, you need some help because for whatever reason you are in serious pain. I bet you hate yourself. Again, don’t take my word for it. (You probably won’t anyway, will you?) I challenge you: take a moment, quiet the mind, and look into your own heart. You are a scared and hurt aren’t you?
Sigh. Not that you will. I guess I am saying this for those who may be hurt by your hateful comments. To those I say, “Fuck ’em.” Let them sit in their misery. Go live your life. I am.
By the way, I used to be obese and now I am not. I used to hate myself for it, but the thing that drove me to lose the weight was that I decided to love myself. We live in a culture of self-loathing and body image issues, and those that are caught up in it often don’t even know it. Love yourself–it is a revolutionary act.
Olympia is full of skinny-ass hipsters. Are you just pissed that she can’t fit into her extra-small American Apparel tube dress?
Gaaah! Having a baby does not consign you to a life of being overweight, nor does it take away every ounce of self-control you once had. The nursing baby does not demand enough nourishment to justify eating everything within sight. Examine why (from a psychological standpoint) you’re eating so much, address your issues and take care of your body. And yes, I’ve had two babies, nursed them for months, and lost every single pound both times. Through gentle exercise and reasonable eating. That’s all it takes.
using breast feeding as an excuse to over eat, especially dessert, is wrong. she could just admit to loving food. i nurse my child and i eat all day, fruit, veggies, sweet potatos,and desserts which are nice occasionally but not as a constant excuse. i’m in better shape than before i had my child.
I’ve always found it amusing that people feel they have the right to comment on others weight/appearance. I’m fat, do I give a damn what you think, nope, not really. I have medical reasons for mine, and teh only reason I’m not 100 lbs heavier, is because I do exercise, and do my damnedest to keep the weight down.
When you make nasty comments to complete strangers about their weight, all you’ve shown is what an ass you are, and how little compassion and common sense you have.
It doesn’t matter much in the long run…..people will always find something to bitch about. Whether it be weight or something else. Humans are judgemental by nature.
Fat people are funny!
‘Specially when you play the tuba while they walk.
”specially when you play the tuba when they walk’
see, that’s the kind of comment that i like, because it’s so over the top that one can’t possibly judge it from its poster, but is rather forced to seize the irony that its origin exudes.
did i actually mention that i’m in love with fatty mcfatterson?
she’s so fucking brilliant she makes ‘the voice of reason’ seem like a screaming lykus episode.
…which, not surprisingly, this thread has become.
Ha! I like the tuba comment, too. Hey thanks irv! I love you too.
You know, I actually used that line on a guy I was seeing a few weeks ago. If he reads this he’s totally gonna know it’s me. I said… ” I’m not blaming you for _______, I’m only blaming you for being an asshole about it!”
I thought, “Hey good one, Fatty!” and I reused it.
Oh, that is whole different “I Anonymous” though…
Late to the game here- the frenzy of hate has died down.
Let me give you the skinny- I’m skinny. And you know how I keep it that way? I starve myself. In my case, it is not a simple matter of calories in, calories out and exercise. If I eat normally, if I consume healthy foods, abstaining from over-indulgence, dessert, alcohol- I gain weight. It is not something everyone is equal on. No, I don’t have some mysterious medical issue that spurs this on. I am genetically pre-disposed to be fat. I can’t change that. It’s like I’m constantly running from this fat-monster. One of these days, I’ll trip and it’ll get me. And you know what? It’ll be damn nice to have a fucking cookie.
She’s fat, You’re an angry ass, so what, you’re both pathetic and the fact that you’re such a wimp that you have to spew on I anonymous just makes it all the worse. Get help!
And yeah, where the hell can you find a good canoli in town? Mousse?
Wait, wait!! I thought his concern was that she kept complaining and worrying while still eating! I think the guy is at his wit’s end over her mixed messages. Of course he’s frustrated. SHE’s frustrated. But being honest and supportive AND calling bullshit when he hears the contradictions can help. A lot. She could probably use a lot more help with the baby, too.
HaHaHa – ahh That rocks! I just got out of a relationship with a pig…. It sucks. It’s inappropriate to tell someone they are getting fat. But then a person has to be subjected to all their lame excuses. My ex even had the nerve to blame her weight gain on me due to the fact that I said I would love her no matter what size she was.
you obviously secretly want to shove the like down your throat. cultivate some more useful skills such as empathy, communication, etc. perhaps try and be a bit more loving, you can confront the situation without blaring out the whole noncreative you’re fat fatty saying. such as, lets go for a walk. massage her g/d feet. stop being so uninventive. boring. the world doesnt have time for this nonsense.
mmmmmmmm cannoli
Making fun of fat people? My god…it’s not just brilliant – it’s revolutionary. Could some amoral assholes please give this guy a soapbox? Oh wait.
French bicycles have spare tires? Bicycle tires are thin, right? I don’t understand this guy, but here’s a clue to him, there are three kinds of women: the ones who are fat now, the ones who aren’t fat yet, and the unbearable ones whose existences revolve around dieting (who are mostly fat too). Learn to love fat, or learn to suck dick.
‘I see your stomach when you stand up; it’s practically the size of the spare tire on a French bicycle.’
Can someone explain to me how on earth a woman’s stomach could get that big? A breastfeeding woman? Is there some sort of connection? Because I’m medically retarded and understand nothing about biology and get all my information about women’s bodies from In Touch.
This guy must not have found her TOO gross, since I’m assuming he’s the one who knocked her up. Douchebag.
Technically, we don’t even know if this is a guy or if the kid is his (I didn’t read the comments, for all we know this could be a woman writing in about some roommate who ended up preggers). All that’s been said is hey, breast-feeding woman. Stop fishing for undue compliments and reassurance about your body image when you’re also downing daily butterfat like nobody’s business.
She’s not happy being fat. Quit buying the dairy and sweets and eat tons of fresh fruit and veggies. You can eat an enormous salad that satisfies the compulsion to eat a lot of food (if you’re a “volume eater”) and will start to lose the weight. You will learn to favor delicious healthy food over sweets. If you don’t, then get used to being fat and ridiculed by all of the pacific northwest.
Anon isn’t just angry that she’s fat. He’s angry that she clearly has stopped caring about how she looks to him (except to play P/A mind-games to get him to tell her she’s still pretty when she knows she’s not).
Letting oneself go (absent a disease or other extenuating circumstance) is a betrayal. Simple as that.
I’ve been pregnant. Twice. Nursed them both. Didn’t become fat. Why? Because I didn’t give in to the fatigue and the hormones. And because I didn’t shut my husband out.
The author is dead right on this one.
I hope she leaves your sorry ass…fucking coward! You post anonymously, but I’m sure she’s read it already, or at the very least, felt it. She probably eats because of you, dumbass…obviously, you don’t make her feel good about herself. Are you even capable of feeling empathy or are you a sociopath? I assume you’re perfect, of course…you dumbfuck! I hope you never breed again…
Two passive aggressive people having at it… The best way to solve this is sex. I say this because she’ll realize she wants to be hot for sex and that sex isn’t comfortable while fat (also a great way to burn calories – and she can’t get pregnant while breastfeeding), and at the same time you’ll mellow out. Yeah sure you can’t get in the mood while she’s a whale, think of something else – watch a porn together whatever, but the thing is she thinks she’s done with the whole sexual part of her life since she’s a mommy now – you must prove her wrong!
By the way, there is no side to take on this issue – sure the guys a jackass who needs a swift kick in the arse for posting this on a newspaper, but at the same time she’s passive aggressively eating him out of her life. And on the other hand she’s just given birth to a child and weight loss takes time and effort she doesn’t have much room for now that she’s a mommy – both of them are wrong and right. What they need most is compassion for eachother.
Oh I am so sure that fat people are at the front of the line when it comes to using up the public coffers for healthcare. Dude what healthcare?
And I just love people who need to project their anger and hostility onto fatpeople. They sound just like the right wingers who want everybody to be straight and married before they can have sex.
“One thing you can’t hide, is when you’re crippled inside.” (John Lennon)
So hey make yourself happy, be rude to a fat person today
7-13 miles Tuesday through Saturday, then 25 on Sunday. Monday off.
Suck it, fatties.
i have this fat friend – he’s big, not like freak show big but like fat american tub-o-lard kinda fat. dude eats like 6 meals a day, with appitizers and desert each time, and chows brownies more or less non-stop in between meals. it’s like he’s TRYING to be fat!
Pregnancy and breastfeeding mess big time with your metabolism and eating habits. And the stress and sleep loss that inevitably come with caring for an infant don’t help. Mr. Anonymous, you sound like an incredible jerk.
Mr. Anonymous might be a mean bastard but… When I was in my “birth-preparation-course” as it is called over here in good old Switzerland, half of the girls in my “class” were stuffing their faces like in some weird weight-gaining contest, you could actually SEE them getting fatter from week to week (and we are not talking about a growing baby belly). Yes, eating a yoghurt a day is healthy but 7 on top of 3 regular meals? And then you gals brag about it… I am confused. Becoming a mom does not mean you have to become a Sumo wrestler, you know.
The poster is probably a jerk, but what I read from this is a guy who is incredibly frustrated.
As the thin wife of a not-so-thin man (he was large when I married him and has gained a small amount of weight in the 2 years we’ve been married), I have to say it gets frustrating when I see him eating huge meals and desserts and playing video game instead of exercising. I feel like he is being selfish by compromising his health this way. I know I’m probably selfish too, but I don’t want to be a single mother or a young widow. I love him and want to have a long, healthy life together.
But I knew what I was getting into when I married him, and I still think he’s sexy, so I suppose I shouldn’t complain too much (especially since genetics are on my side when it comes to weight).