I don’t know if I am coming or going. I want you so bad that I can’t think straight anymore. The problem is, I am your buddy’s girl. I don’t think wanting you is a crime, but I just need to know if you are as attracted to me. The night I laid eyes on you for the first time, I wanted to be with you. You wanted to know if I would go out drinking with you—but there was no way, no how. A little booze in me and you = you inside of me—guaranteed. So I need to play it cool around you. I want to be your friend and I love your buddy very much. I guess all I can do is dream about you and think about you. I wish you would meet someone who can distract you from me, if that’s what you need. Otherwise, we will be two very sexually frustrated people.