To the guy and his wife sitting next to me on the lawn at Marymoor
Park on Friday… THANK YOU. The Flaming Lips just wouldn’t have been
the same without you and that great pot. Unfortunately, I listened to
my paranoid husband (for the last time on this matter) and left ours at
home. If it had not been for you and your generosity, the show would
not have tripped nearly the light fantastic that it did. I’m not one of
those potheads who need pot to make everything better, but this concert
was made for pot. It was the best show I’ve ever been to. Would it have
been without the pot? Luckily, I don’t have to know.

I was having one hell of a shitty week. And thanks to you and the
Flaming Lips, that shit is in the past.

16 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. What the hell, now the I anon column needs to write fake leader links to get people to read it? Didn’t think “thanks buddy” was enough of a gripper. Probably right. How about “thanks for flaming my lips, dude!”

  2. Damn, slow week I guess. Please accept my I, Anonymous as a replacement.

    Dear guy who didn’t tap his breaks as I was crossing the street,
    It was evident that you’d never hit me and we both judged the situation appropriately. However, I think tapping your breaks just a tiny bit, (so when I get to the curb there is at least a 1.5 second delay before you whiz by at 22mph), would have been more prudent. What if I had dropped something and had to pick it up? You would have had to come to a complete stop, and we’d both have felt awkward and foolish while waving each other a good day.

    P.S. It looked like you had low tire pressure on your front left tire. And I fucked your sister.

  3. its hilarious reading the I,Anonymous comments every week. There are always a handful of people who are like, “This week’s I,Anymous SUCKED!” yet they come back weekly, apparently, to read them. everybody always complains about something.

  4. #7

    You are on point – cause – this little dance in the streets happens every day to all of us.

    Good, very good. And I fucked your boyfriend, several times on the weekend, and, he liked it…..a lot, oh, he is texting again, shit.

  5. So that’s why the Flaming Lips suck! You gotta be stooooned, man! And by the way, thanks to the dude who totally got me baked before I watched America’s Got Talent. I couldn’t have enjoyed it without the righteous buzz!

  6. And also, anon., maybe your controlling husband wouldn’t be so paranoid, and thus ALLOW you to bring weed to your hippy music show, if he were not so stoned all the time. Catch-22, I know. But sometimes you have to catch a 22 to catch a buzz.

  7. it’s not called “dope” because it makes you smarter. and apparently, it doesn’t make you all that interesting either.

  8. @11 the flaming lips also suck because they blatantly ripped off a cat stevens song entitled father and son. he took them to court and flaming lip’s front man claimed he didnt even like cat stevens….luckily for mr. stevens he found an interview with said front man from years ago where he cited cat stevens as a major influence. isn’t that beyond shitty?

  9. @ #15 – You are so full of shit. Want to provide a link to that little story of yours? The Lips totally ripped Cat Stevens off…but they never denied it.

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